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  1. #76
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    * AtLEastImNot0|\|Tilt is now known as Triptanes
    <a500lbgorilla> Hahaha, "Triptanes" that's the silliest name you've come up with yet!
    <Triptanes> nuh uh
    * Triptanes is now known as ShaneOConnell

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  2. #77
    <boostNslide> you stole my name.
    <boostNslide> even after I realize it was the name of the leader of the KKK
    <GrandWizard_DNuts> no, you were granddragon
    <boostNslide> no..
    <boostNslide> I was grandwizard..
    <GrandWizard_DNuts> oh
    <GrandWizard_DNuts> well i'm white
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  3. #78
    * [BLIND]HelenKell3r gropes blindly at BubblesTheHomosexualBdayClown
    <GrandWizard_DNuts> down here helen...
    * BubblesTheHomosexualBdayClown honks his nose in a show of affection
    <GrandWizard_DNuts> loser
    <GrandWizard_DNuts> lower
    * [BLIND]HelenKell3r gesticulates wildly
    * [BLIND]HelenKell3r gropes with one hand and moans with the other hand
    * BubblesTheHomosexualBdayClown thrusts his hips in Helen's general direction
    <[BLIND]HelenKell3r> awwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa
  4. #79
    <boostNslide> I do have to shit.. and theres 9mins til break..
    <boostNslide> geezus..
    <boostNslide> omfg
    <boostNslide> I cant take it..
    <boostNslide> my stomach!
    <boostNslide> MY FUCKING STOMACH!
    <UltimateGeorge> boost
    <UltimateGeorge> poop on the floor
    <boostNslide> hmm
    <UltimateGeorge> just clean it up later
    <boostNslide> Im thinking about it


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    <Triptanes> <ake> gotta get off my lazy ass and go rape it
    <Triptanes> wtf!?!?!?!?!?!
    <ake> my dog..
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    <DNuts> fuckers that limp with AA/KK kill me
    <GABELIKESilikeaces86> er
    <GABELIKESilikeaces86> i dont limp AA / KK
    <GABELIKESilikeaces86> but ill fucking kill you
    LOL OPERATIONS
  7. #82
    <dwarfman> i have to play tight live
    <dwarfman> i'm not physically capable of pushing all my chips forward
    <dwarfman> unless i am a short stack
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  8. #83
    <Rorgg> hehe I got in a MTT, and half an hour of limping and folding later realized it was limit.
  9. #84
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    <Estrop> sc, stack =?
    <scgolfer> 1370
    <[BLIND]HelenKeller> no not when u were born
    <[BLIND]HelenKeller> your stack size
  10. #85
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    <scgolfer> you guy all suck unless you can get me some fricken cards!!!!!!!!!
    * dwarfman slaps scgolfer around a bit with a large trout
    <scgolfer> you guy all suck unless you can get me some fricken cards!!!!!!!!!
    * dwarfman slaps scgolfer around a bit with a large trout
    <scgolfer> you guy all suck unless you can get me some fricken cards!!!!!!!!!
    * scgolfer was kicked by dwarfman (scgolfer)
  11. #86
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    <BigRed`> i'm too smart to let myslef trick me
    <a500lbgorilla> I'm so smart, I can out smart the lesser smart part of me that though I was too smart to let myself trick myself.
    <BigRed`> I think that results in the fact that you're clinically retarded.

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    <BigRed`> and tell boostnslide to be the one to monitor our quote thread now
    <BigRed`> because i secretly want to bone him
    <a500lbgorilla> I wont have to tell him...

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  13. #88
    We were discussing vegetarians:


    <boostNslide>: Now I can't go a day without getting a piece of meat in me
  14. #89
    <arkana> hmm is it just me or does vq staying with rada and stuff being recorded sound wrong
    <arkana> so wrong
    <boostNslide> lol
    <vqchuang|working> were going to make a new porn series
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  15. #90
    <JayUk> i'm gonna quit poker for a few days the game is pissing me off i need to refresh cya guys soon
    <boostNslide> fuck you
    <Estrop> eat shit
    <boostNslide> c yah jay
    <boostNslide> lol
    * JayUk has quit IRC (Quit)

    I folded 88 preflop and hit a set when 3 people where AI, estrop was bragging that he just hit quads and a set with 88 and is chip leader in his game.. then the quote starts..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  16. #91
    <boostNslide> haha I told these women that they should be cleaning dishes or something..
    <boostNslide> lol
    <boostNslide> trisha2657 [observer]: women are no longer tied to the kitchen sink
    <boostNslide> PHARLAP 2: y
    <boostNslide> bobfromoh: mentor, ohio?
    <boostNslide> boostNslide: really?
    <boostNslide> boostNslide: mine is..
    <boostNslide> trisha2657 [observer]: lol
    <boostNslide> PHARLAP 2: yes sweetie
    <boostNslide> trisha2657 [observer]: yes really
    <boostNslide> boostNslide: and her weekly beating becomes daily if she leaves it..

    taken from chat on Pstars, I got kinda upset when I busted another mtt in the money so Im playing 10+r, and just having a ball. being silly and stuff.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  17. #92
    PHARLAP 2: how did u get into this crap so ypung?
    boostNslide: lol Im not 16..
    boostNslide: silly gullable woman..
    PHARLAP 2: u talk it
    boostNslide: nah .. I am 16..
    boostNslide: I was sold through the asian slave trade..
    boostNslide: dont tell anyone my master(phil helmuth) will be furious..
    trisha2657 [observer]: lol
    PHARLAP 2: and yes i am very gullable ..( its sad but true..also very naieve
    Administrator: $11+R Turbo satellite to $350K Guaranteed starts in 10 minutes. To register see T7517208 under the Tourney/Satellite tab.
    boostNslide: he chains me to the wall and forces me to play poke ralong with the others (there are thousands of us..)
    boostNslide: and he forces us to promote his name through ps chat.. (you really though I liked that *****s books?)
    trisha2657 [observer]: boost your off your trolley lol
    PHARLAP 2: rish u found a smart asss like u )
    trisha2657 [observer]:
    PHARLAP 2: u 2 would have go with bashing each other
    boostNslide: I dont ride trolleys..
    boostNslide: they have em in san fran with all the gays..
    boostNslide: I stick to my vespa scouter, my mom says its manly...
  18. #93
    refer to the avatar. dont be jealous because they slip off when you use em....

    anyways, this was just strange...


    <Estrop> 4pm here in sweden
    <boostNslide> sweden?
    <boostNslide> you are english..
    <Estrop> whatever
    <boostNslide> ......
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  19. #94
    <boostNslide> my girl doesnt like poker much I dont htink
    <boostNslide> but she goes to high school and doesnt have a job, her parents are paying for her college..
    <boostNslide> so her opinion on the matter is null
  20. #95
    <boostNslide> I make a "my food just came outta the oven and is stil lcold so I just want it to be over so I can go warm it up again" raise..
    <boostNslide> for all my chips
    <boostNslide> lol this guy flipped over 7Ts
    <boostNslide> rofl
    <Estrop> wwwwwhaaaaadddd you have?
    <boostNslide> Q9s
    <boostNslide> hehe
    <boostNslide> it held
  21. #96
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    <gabe1> IM NOT CREATIVE
    <gabe1> BUT I AM GABE
    <gabe1> OR AM I?

    Gabe, you so crazy.

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    <gabe1> D: It's so hard to be gabe.
    * gabe1 is now known as a500lbgorilla
    <a500lbgorilla> No one pays any attention to gabe.
    <a500lbgorilla> It's like he's invisible.
    <BigRed`> Or likes him.
    <BigRed`> Who's gabe?

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  23. #98
    * dwarfman has joined #flopturnriver
    * ChanServ sets mode: +v dwarfman
    * ChanServ sets mode: +o dwarfman
    <XBones> Hahahahahhahaahahahahaha
    <XBones> ha
    * XBones was kicked by dwarfman (no)
    <boostNslide> speak of the vertically-challeged devil..
  24. #99
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    {Cleaned}

    We should rank these and re-arrange them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    <gabe1> IM NOT CREATIVE
    <gabe1> BUT I AM GABE
    <gabe1> OR AM I?

    Gabe, you so crazy.

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  26. #101
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    and stop cleaning this thread, it makes it less funny
  27. #102
    <ake> heil mein fuhrer


    and all this time we thought vaks was the nazi...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  28. #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    and stop cleaning this thread, it makes it less funny
    Hardly, this first clean I deleted nothing but "lol" and this time I deleted nothing but dwarfman and boost convos and comments like "haha"

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    and stop cleaning this thread, it makes it less funny
    Hardly, this first clean I deleted nothing but "lol" and this time I deleted nothing but dwarfman and boost convos and comments like "haha"

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    lol
  30. #105
    Quote Originally Posted by UncleBuddy
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    and stop cleaning this thread, it makes it less funny
    Hardly, this first clean I deleted nothing but "lol" and this time I deleted nothing but dwarfman and boost convos and comments like "haha"

    -'rilla
    lol
    haha
  31. #106
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    <thedoc> am i connected?
    <dwarfman> no
    <UncleBuddy> no
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    [15:04] <UncleBuddy> you arent connected now either
    [15:04] <UncleBuddy> you need to set your mode settings to +9 view
    [15:05] <thedoctor> thanks for helping the IRC challenged
    [15:05] <UncleBuddy> sure thing
    [15:05] <UncleBuddy> reboot and try again
    [15:07] * thedoctor ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)
  33. #108
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I just bombed a physics final and was all pissy, but this just brighten up my day!

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  34. #109
    * boostNslide licks ake
    <ake> you make me sick
  35. #110
    not quite from IRC, but you know oh well w/e

    this was in a 1on1 5$ buy in that dwarf was in... limit hold em...


    dwarfman1990: if you've got an ace, you are an idiot
    Dealer: anarchman has a straight, Ten to Ace
    dwarfman1990: ok nh
  36. #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaks
    not quite from IRC, but you know oh well w/e

    this was in a 1on1 5$ buy in that dwarf was in... limit hold em...


    dwarfman1990: if you've got an ace, you are an idiot
    Dealer: anarchman has a straight, Ten to Ace
    dwarfman1990: ok nh
    Ooops.
  37. #112
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    <a500lbgorilla> You love your parents like you love da cock!
    * You were kicked by dwarfman (true, but you still deserve a kicking)
    <dwarfman> ahh
    <dwarfman> typo
    <a500lbgorilla> lol
    <dwarfman> *not true
    <dwarfman> oh fuck

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  38. #113
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    <boostNslide> rilla your so bitch

    Becuase theres so much wrong with it, I cant even wrap my brain around it.

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  39. #114
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    <a500lbgorilla> DO YOU HAVE A BITTORRENT?!
    <red`4tabling> no
    <red`4tabling> D:
    <a500lbgorilla> ALRIGHT
    <a500lbgorilla> http://www.bitcomet.com/
    <a500lbgorilla> DOWNLOAD THAT
    <red`4tabling> plz get it for me D:
    <red`4tabling> i thought we were friends D:
    <a500lbgorilla> DID YOU DOWNLOAD BITCOMET>!>!!>!>1
    <a500lbgorilla> YOU NEED BITCOMET TO DOWNLOAD FAMILYGUY
    <a500lbgorilla> FAG
    <red`4tabling> why so cruel D:
    <a500lbgorilla> BECUASE YOU'RE BEING DUMB
    <red`4tabling> D:
    <red`4tabling> ok i have it
    <red`4tabling> plz stop making me cry
    <red`4tabling> OK
    <a500lbgorilla> ALRIGHT
    <a500lbgorilla> NOW
    <red`4tabling> WHAT DO I DO FAGGOT
    <a500lbgorilla> http://torrentspy.com/search.asp?mod...ails&id=258648
    <a500lbgorilla> CLICK ON THAT FAG
    <a500lbgorilla> THEN HAVE BUTTSEX
    <red`4tabling> OK I DID
    <a500lbgorilla> CLICK DOWNLOAD TORRENT
    <a500lbgorilla> IF THATS THE WRONG EP
    <a500lbgorilla> DL THIS ONE http://torrentspy.com/search.asp?mod...ails&id=277071
    <a500lbgorilla> ITS ONE OF THE TWO
    <red`4tabling> IT IS
    <red`4tabling> THAT SAYS EP1
    <a500lbgorilla> WHERE FAG!?
    <red`4tabling> IN THE FUCKING NAME OF THE FILE
    <red`4tabling> FAGGOT
    <a500lbgorilla> STFU
    <a500lbgorilla> FAG-GOT
    <red`4tabling> Family.Guy.S04E01.DVD.SCREENER.XviD-DONG
    <red`4tabling> FIND ME EP 2
    <a500lbgorilla> I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR SHIT
    <red`4tabling> QUEER
    <a500lbgorilla> ITS NOT UP YET
    <a500lbgorilla> YOU HAVE TO WAIT TIL TOMORROW
    <a500lbgorilla> HOMOSEXUAL
    <a500lbgorilla> NEXT TIME DONT FUCKING MISS FAMILY GUY
    <red`4tabling> god ur so stupid
    <red`4tabling> I WANT IT NOW
    <red`4tabling> GET IT
    <red`4tabling> NOW
    <red`4tabling> I WILL RAPE UR FAMILY IF U DONT
    <a500lbgorilla> I TRIED, BUT YOU DUMBFUCKED ALL OVER IT AND MADE IT EPISODE 1
    <a500lbgorilla> GOOD ITS ABOUT TIME SOME OF THEM GOT SOME ACTION
    <red`4tabling> LOL
    <red`4tabling> I'D PUT THIS IN THE FTR IRC THING, BUT IT MIGHT MAKE ME LOOK BAD SAYING THE WHOLE RAPE THING
    <red`4tabling> QUEUE RILLA SAYING ALREADY DONE...
    <a500lbgorilla> WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!

    A quick tutorial to using bit torrent and downloading Family Guy.

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  40. #115
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    All of that was made up by rilla...I would never rape a family...unleess they're hot.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    [12:47] <BigRed> Rilla, we need to talk.
    [12:47] <a500lbgorilla> D:
    [12:47] <a500lbgorilla> You sound serious D:
    [12:47] <BigRed> Listen, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
    [12:47] <BigRed> But hear me out.
    [12:47] <a500lbgorilla> No!
    [12:47] <BigRed> I'm going through some hard times.
    [12:47] * a500lbgorilla has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK YOU FUCKER)
    [12:47] <Euphoricism> wtf.. this guy has 100% VP$IP
    [12:47] <Euphoricism> jesus
    [12:47] <BigRed> It's not you, it's me.
    [12:47] <BigRed> Well, it is him.
    [12:48] <BigRed> But I didn't want to hurt the little bastards feelings.

    Yes I quoted myself, but its funny, so go to hell.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    <vaks> AHHH LOOK FIRE IS OVER THERE>>> FIRE IS WAAARMMMM
    <vaks> thats scgolfer
  43. #118
    <boostNslide> Man im tired I am about to go to bedp
    <boostNslide> Doesnt anybody care??!
    <boostNslide> NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME!!!
    <boostNslide> IM A FUCKING LOSER
    <a500lbgorilla> We all know that now stop flooding the channel


    ** OWNED...
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    <Michael1123> haha, I just ordered two stressballs from PS because I'm bored
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    [13:41] <BigRed> Are you gay?
    [13:41] <ville18> yea, with ake
    [13:41] <ake|laptop>
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    <ake|laptop> <- fish
    <boostNslide> ^ homosexual
    <ake|laptop> ^ handsome
  47. #122
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    <gutshot> i think thats a symptom of being an irc whore. you are afraid you might miss something and not get your 2 cents in
    <gutshot> i spent like 2 days reading logs when i got back from vacation
    <vaks> .................................................. ..
  48. #123
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    <Michael1123> haha, I just ordered two stressballs from PS because I'm bored

    LOL! Now thats funny.
  49. #124

    Default SUX0RS

    [20:59] <+ville18> what for the alt+f+x+enter hotkey stands for?
    [21:01] <+gutshot> o yer so sneaky ville18
    [21:01] * +Estrop has quit IRC (Quit)
    [21:01] <+gutshot> !
    [21:01] <+ville18> !!
    [21:01] <+gutshot> harhahrh
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> i'll defeat you ville18
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> hang on
    [21:02] * @dwarfman has quit IRC (Quit)
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    [21:02] <@dwarfman> fuck
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> you
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> ville18
  50. #125
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    and he thought we meant chat log...

    [15:41] <BigRed> dman
    [15:41] <BigRed> why do u want a log?
    [15:41] <dwarfman> i always have done, just never known how to do it
    [15:41] <dwarfman> something to read when i am bored
    [15:41] <BigRed> your going to read ur log when ur bored?
    [15:41] <dwarfman> sure

    a little later

    [15:45] <BigRed> dman
    [15:45] <BigRed> is ur log working?
    [15:45] <LeFou> geez ... overboated
    [15:45] <dwarfman> hang on
    [15:45] <BigRed> oh, r u checking ur log to see if it works?
    [15:46] <dwarfman> yes
    [15:46] <BigRed> ok
    [15:46] * dwarfman has left #flopturnriver
    [15:46] <BigRed> LOLOL
    [15:46] <BigRed> this is fun

    [15:47] <BigRed> is ur log working?
    [15:47] <dwarfman> yes
    [15:47] <BigRed> doesn't seem very big
    [15:47] <dwarfman> well that's all you have said so far :P
    [15:47] <BigRed> what do u mean
    [15:47] <dwarfman> in my log
    [15:48] <BigRed> r u blaming me for ur small log?
    [15:48] <dwarfman> it started from when i just joined now
    [15:48] <NewJack> lol

    i think he finally caught on
    [15:48] <BigRed> damn I BET UR LOG IS GETTING BIGGER NOW
    [15:48] <dwarfman> yeah
    [15:49] <dwarfman> bigger than your penis
    LOL OPERATIONS
  51. #126
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    Wow, I'm an idiot, I didn't even realise this.

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    [15:48] <BigRed> damn I BET UR LOG IS GETTING BIGGER NOW
    [15:48] <dwarfman> yeah
    [15:49] <dwarfman> bigger than your penis
    No, I didn't catch on, just trying a 'witty' remark.
  52. #127
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    I think I'm an unlucky charm for people:

    <dwarfman> dwarfman1990 [observer]: GO RIPPY!
    <dwarfman> dwarfman1990 [observer]: oh
    <dwarfman> dwarfman1990 [observer]: crap
    <dwarfman> Dealer: tobybirddog has three of a kind, Jacks
    <dwarfman> Dealer: ripptyde has high card King
    <dwarfman> Dealer: Game #1696028395: tobybirddog wins pot (1600) with three of a kind, Jacks
    <dwarfman> Dealer: ripptyde finished the tournament in 2nd place
    <dwarfman> Dealer: tobybirddog wins the tournament - congratulations!
    <dwarfman> dwarfman1990 [observer]: gg!
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    <LeFou> i almost wet myself
    <LeFou> oh shit
    <LeFou> i DID wet myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    <gutshot> i think thats a symptom of being an irc whore. you are afraid you might miss something and not get your 2 cents in
    <gutshot> i spent like 2 days reading logs when i got back from vacation
    <vaks> .................................................. ..
    hahaha, this really cracked me up
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    <nogenius> lol

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    [00:54] <BigRed> u said she was open minded
    [00:54] <a500lbgorilla> I was alright.
    [00:54] <BigRed> that means u putt it in her butt
    [00:54] <Wiesman02> lol
    [00:54] <a500lbgorilla> oh... she
    [00:54] <Wiesman02> yah, did she take it in the pooper ?
    [00:54] <BigRed> it looks like she stuck it in tylers pooper as well
    [00:54] * TylerK makes secret "yes" sign
    [00:54] <TylerK> oh shit
    [00:55] <TylerK> to the first part
    [00:55] <BigRed> LOL
    [00:55] <TylerK> not that
    [00:55] <Wiesman02> lol
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    <TylerK> who wants to play FTR nickel limit?!
    <BigRed> no go die
    <TylerK> k brb
    <a500lbgorilla> WAIT
    <a500lbgorilla> dont die!
    <a500lbgorilla> He didnt mean it!
    <a500lbgorilla> You didnt mean it, right?!
    <a500lbgorilla> TELL HIM!
    <a500lbgorilla> TYL0R
    <BigRed> i hate you so much
    <a500lbgorilla> D:
    <BigRed> like honestly
    <BigRed> i will kill you

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    [23:05] <boostNslide> I wanted to play another seession b ut I have horribly rank gas, and I have a fevor..
    [23:05] <boostNslide>
    [23:06] <bmxicle> my boat ran into a straightflush today boost haha
    [23:06] <red`hw> o
    [23:06] <red`hw> for the record
    [23:06] <red`hw> its fever
    [23:06] <red`hw> with an e
    [23:06] <boostNslide> is it?
    [23:06] <boostNslide> I knew fevor sounded wrong
    [23:06] <boostNslide> thanks buddy.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    <dwarfy`quadtabling> ouch
    <dwarfy`quadtabling> no rockets so far on pokerstars ring
    <dwarfy`quadtabling> 568 hands
    <Estrop> :O
    <Estrop> I've had AA like 4 times in 4 hours..
    <Estrop> thats 1AA/100
    <Estrop>
    <ville18> doesn't count man
    <Estrop> oh yeah
    <Estrop> sorry
    <Estrop> forgot it was prima
    <ville18> np
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    <dwarfy`quadtabling> the only hair i have is on my head

    I know you're young..but come on..you're not THAT young
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    <Estrop> oh man! I've got this 400 page story for you guys
    <Estrop> wait there I'll post it
    <Estrop> *paste it
    <ake|laptop> I hope it's some kind of handbook for microwave ovens
    <Estrop> |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||...|||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    <Estrop> oh my..
    <Estrop> something went wrong
    <ake|laptop> great story..well written and nice punchline
    <Estrop> thanks
    <Estrop> Did you like the part when | and then ||||, ROFL damn that was funny.

    {Edited - a500lbgorilla}
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    <loanhorse> Which person on FTR deserves to die??????? A. a500rilla B. Soupie C. Rippytide D. BoostnFag E.Loanhorse F. Vaks G. Iwas1ncestr8
    <Usuyami> i dunno the last 3
    <Usuyami> probably noobs
    <a500lbgorilla> LOL
    <a500lbgorilla> "the last 3"
    <a500lbgorilla> hahahaha

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    11:36 <+gutshot> more than 10% of yer br?
    11:36 <@dwarfman> exactly 10%
    11:36 <+gutshot> so quit
    11:36 <@dwarfman> it was around 12% yesterday
    11:36 <+gutshot> for the day
    11:37 <@dwarfman> i just finished my session
    11:37 <@dwarfman> i'll be quitting for good come 31st may
    11:37 <+gutshot> sure u will
    11:37 <+ake|laptop> riiight
    11:37 <+NewJack> lol
    11:37 <@dwarfman> ask boostNslide
    11:37 <+Estrop> oh wow
    11:37 <+gutshot> like i trust what that guy says
    11:37 <+ake|laptop> oh, boostnslide!?
    11:37 <@dwarfman> it's thanks to him that i didn't quit and end of april
    11:37 <+Estrop> Prima now has multi table HU tournaments
    11:37 <+Estrop> COOL!
    11:37 <+ake|laptop> aha
    11:37 <+ake|laptop> the bonus took 15$ off my rakeback
    11:37 * NewJack is running out of fingers to count the # of times dwarfmang has said he's gonna be quitting
    11:37 <@dwarfman> thanks for the fucking warm welcome guys
    11:37 <@dwarfman> THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER
    11:37 <+gutshot> hi dmang
    11:37 -!- dwarfman [[email protected]]
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    Quote Originally Posted by gutshot
    11:37 <+gutshot> hi dmang
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    Would be funny if it would have been just another time when I was faking quitting. But it's a real big possibility that I won't be playing come June.

    Therefore, that really isn't funny.
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    be nice to the lil tyke.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Would be funny if it would have been just another time when I was faking quitting. But it's a real big possibility that I won't be playing come June.

    Therefore, that really isn't funny.
    Quit your bitchin, we all know you're not quitting. What would you do without us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Would be funny if it would have been just another time when I was faking quitting. But it's a real big possibility that I won't be playing come June.

    Therefore, that really isn't funny.
    Quit your bitchin, we all know you're not quitting. What would you do without us?
    Nah, I really have to quit for a while soon, got school stuff coming up
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    Default Re: SUX0RS

    Quote Originally Posted by ville18
    [20:59] <+ville18> what for the alt+f+x+enter hotkey stands for?
    [21:01] <+gutshot> o yer so sneaky ville18
    [21:01] * +Estrop has quit IRC (Quit)
    [21:01] <+gutshot> !
    [21:01] <+ville18> !!
    [21:01] <+gutshot> harhahrh
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> i'll defeat you ville18
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> hang on
    [21:02] * @dwarfman has quit IRC (Quit)
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    [21:02] <@dwarfman> fuck
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> you
    [21:02] <@dwarfman> ville18
    fucken classic!!

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  73. #148
    <Estrop> McDonalds does give you the shits
    <Estrop> brb#
    <boostNslide> lol
    <boostNslide> what kinda shits?
    <boostNslide> solid slugs?
    <boostNslide> slurpy lurpies?
    <boostNslide> squirty twirties?
    <boostNslide> long logs?
    <boostNslide> pungent poop?
    <Estrop> solid
    <Estrop> in groups of 2
    <boostNslide> well that aint bad..
    <Estrop> yeah
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  74. #149
    <DNuts> ville would be cooler if he was "vile"
    <boostNslide> I concur.
    <ake> we can't let gabe get away easy on this one
    <a500lbgorilla> What does ville mean? Like village ville?
    <ake> it's his name
    * DNuts is now known as gabeIImen
    <boostNslide> his real name?
    <a500lbgorilla> For seriously?
    <ake> both pingviini and ville are named Ville
    <boostNslide> wtf?
    <ake> finnish name
    <ake> s
    <a500lbgorilla> Fuck that shit.
    <boostNslide> weird..
    <gabeIImen> ville is a name?
    <ake> wth..
    <ake> yes
    <a500lbgorilla> No it isn't.
    <ake> Damn yankees
    <a500lbgorilla> It's a fucking disgrace.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    <ake> I just..fuck you all

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