Quote Originally Posted by fishstick
dwarfy: "before going on my holibobs, i must pack my luggage in the boot, stop off at the loo, and tighten that bolt with my spanner."
TRANSLATION: "before going on vacation, i'm gonna pack my stuff in the trunk, take a piss, and fix the car.

Quote Originally Posted by fishstick
ummm, tasty, crunchy vacation flakes. just add milk!
Personally, I was thinking more along the lines of Vaction-Os™.