A teacher in Elmira, New York, who is a Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class,
'How many of you are Obama fans?' Not really knowing what a Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican , so I'm a Republican'. Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘that would make me a Obama fan.'