I get no respect...No respect at all I tell ya.
The other day I met this couple you know. This guys wife was ugly I tell ya.
(How ugly was she?)
You wanna know how ugly she was?
(Yeah!)
She was so fkng ugly that on Halloween when she opens the door, the kids give her the candy! She was ugly I tell ya!

r.i.p. Rodney Dangerfield.