Quote Originally Posted by Dueces88
Three blondes wash up on an island. Before them appear a genie who will grant them each 1 wish.

The first blonde says "I wish to be smarter." So the genie turns her into a brunette and she swims off the island.

The second blonde says "I wish to be smarter than her," meaning the first blonde (now brunette). So the genie turns the second one into a red-head, she builds a boat and rows off the island.

The last blonde says "I wish I were smarter than both of them put together!" The genie thinks for a while and then turns the last blonde into a man and he walks across the bridge.


...who cares if this joke is old! There is still truth to it!!!
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