If he's so smart what is he doing PAYING for prescription drugs?? Scrip drugs are clearly something you trade for, not something you buy. He needs to go to college just to garner this valuable information it looks like to me.

Seriously tho - maybe take the squirt with ya to the beach house to show him how fun college actually is. I seriously cannot imagine not going to college if you have the chance to go.

I fucked around my first year of college and was paying my own way so I took a year off thinking I would have a blast. Instead, all my friends were still in school and I had to work. College rules.