My Joke - If you read you must reply w/ a better one

[chemist]

Saw a dwarf carrying a TV back to his car earlier.

"Jesus," I said, "Can you manage that Plasma Telly ok on yer own mate?"

"Ha fucking ha, you cheeky twat!" he exclaimed, "It's a fucking Kindle!"

Nice one, missed this before, glad it got bumbed.


{btw I put a joke in the science section}. http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...20#post2163920