What did the fly say to the other fly?
Hey fly. Your dude is open.

knock knock <who's there?>
I eat mop <I eat mop who?>
YOU EAT YOUR POO!!!

An old man wakes up from a nap on his 90th birthday when he hears the doorbell ring. He answers the door and a beautiful young lady in a Wonder Woman costume is there.
She says to him, "Happy birthday! Your friends sent me over to offer you some super sex."
The old man replies, "I'll have the soup."