so a blonde walks into the library and goes up to the librarian. loudly and flamboyantly she says, "HI, I'D LIKE A MILKSHAKE, A BURGER, AND SOME FRIES."

the librarian, shocked, replies, "excuse me miss, this is a library."

at this point the blonde is embarrassed and can't believe herself. so she tucks her tail between her legs and quietly whispers, "sorry... can I have a milkshake, a burger, and some fries?"