One Saturday night a gay man is out on the town looking for some action. Night club after night club he can't hook up. On his way home he takes a shortcut through the park where he sees a bum passed out on the park bench. Nobody is around, so he has sex with the bum and leaves him $10 for his trouble. The bum wakes up the next day, sees the $10, and goes to the liquor store to buy a bottle of cheap wine.

The next Saturday the same gay guy goes out on the town, doesn't hook up, and sees the same bum passed out on the park bench. Again he has sex with the bum and leaves him $10 for his trouble. The bum wakes up the next day, sees the $10, and goes to the liquor store to buy a bottle of cheap wine.

The next Saturday, the same gay guy goes out, but this time he brings his gay cousin. They both fail to hook up, and on the way home they see the same bum passed out on the park bench. They both have sex with the bum and this time they leave him $20 for his trouble. The bum wakes up the next day, sees the $20 and heads to the liquor store for a bottle of cheap wine.

As the bum walks into the liquor store, the clerk says "Lemme guess, another bottle of cheap wine". The bum says "Gimme some of that expensive stuff, that cheap shit is tearing my ass up".