Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
A priest and a Rabbi are walking dow the street.
A feminine looking 12 year old boy walks boy, so the priest says to the rabbi.
"Let's screw him"
So the Rabbi says,
"No that would be wrong."



A guy walks into a doctor's office with a 11inch railroad stake sticking out of his head.
So the doctor asks him, "sir, what seems to be the problem."
And the guy goes, "I have a railroad stake sticking out of my head."
Why are these funny?




Anyway...
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"