Guy meets a hoooker in a bar.
Hooker says, "I give the best handjobs in the world. $200 to find out how good they are."
Guy says, "No way. What could possibly be so special about your handjobs?"
Hooker points out the window to a Ferrari parked outside. "See that car? I paid for that car with the money I made from handjobs. Trust me, they're good."
Guy's a little drunk, so he thinks for a second, figures what the hell and digs into his wallet. They go out to the Ferrari and, sure enough, it is the most incredible handjob he has ever had in his life, definitely worth the money.

Back in the bar, the guy's thinking about his experience. "How much for a blowjob?", he asks the hooker.
"$1000," she says.
He laughs. "You're kidding, right?"
She points out the window to a highrise upscale condo. "See that building over there? I own that building. I paid for it with the money I made from blowjobs. I give the best blowjobs in the world."
"$1000, eh?" (he's Canadian). "You take credit cards?"
They go back out to the car. Sure enough, it's the most mind-blowing blowjob he's ever had, bar none, definitely worth the money.

They's back in the bar. Now this guy's convinced.
"So...how much for some pussy?"
"Come outside with me," she says.
They go outside and she points down the street to some tall office buildings.
"See those office towers over there?"
"No way...," he says, incredulous.
"If I had a pussy..."