Here's a joke i made up myself, tell me if you like it:

3 guys go on a camping trip, one of the guys is completely white trash. It's been a week since they've left their respective families and it's obvious the redneck is becoming very horny.

1 day, 2 of the guys go up to the redneck and tell him "When we were walking yesterday, we found a cabin where this 25 year old girl lives. For $20 she'll do just about anything for you, you should go down it's just a little ways down the road."

The redneck agrees and the 2 guys watch as their friend walks to the cabin, opens the door, steps inside and closes the door behind him. The 2 guys start laughing, because they both know that there is no girl there, there is actually a rabid monkey who will most likely rip him to shreds. Because it's so dark in the cabin, it will probably just be a few minutes before he comes screaming outside in fear.

30 minutes later, the redneck strolls out of the cabin. It's obvious he is hurt, he has scratches all over his body and his clothes are ripped apart. He approaches his two friends and says "wow, i'm gonna come back and do that tomorrow!"

The other 2 guys are confused, 1 guy responds "Wait! there was a rabid monkey in there. You're all scratched up, why would you want to go their again?"

the redneck responds, "Well, the monkey is better than my daughter."

"Don't you mean your wife?" the other guy asks.

and the redneck says "No, my daughter is a little better than my wife."