let me preface this by saying i am in no way a racist, and this j0ke is not horribly offensive, but i could be offensive to some.


A black guy and his son are on a flight about halfway through the trip, when the plane experiences some heavy turbulence. The pilot comes over the intercom and tells everyone that one of the 4 engines has failed. The pilot assures everyone that the plane is fine, but if another engine fails they will have to get rid of some of the weight on the plane.

After a few more minutes the plane shakes violently again, and the pilot announces that they lost the use of a second engine. The pilot says, "In order to lessen the load on the last 2 engines, were going to have to ask some of the passengers to jump out the door." "In order to do this as fair as possible," the pilot says, "were going to ask people to get off in alphabetical order based on race."

"Lets start with the A's", the pilot says. "All the African-Americans please come to the front and jump out the door."

The little boy looks at his dad, and they dont budge.

The pilot continues, "OK, if there are no African Americans we will move on to the B's. Any black people please come to the front and jump out the door."

Again the little boy looks at his dad for direction, and again the dad doesnt move.

The pilot says, "OK, no black people, lets go to the C's. All Colored people, please come to the front of the plane and jump out the door."

Now the little boy is getting confused and looks at his dad and says, "Dad, they have called us 3 times. How come we havent gone yet?"

The dad looks at him and says, "Son, were N***ers today, the Mexicans are going first!"