A little boy says to his mother:
"Where do babies come from?"
"The stork brings them dear." Replies his mother.
"Then who f*cks the stork?"


A Jew, an Indain and a Frenchman were travelling across Texas when their car broke down. They knocked on a farmer's door and asked for somewhere to stay for the night.
"I can only put up two" said the farmer, "one will have to sleep in the barn."
"I will sleep in the barn" said the Jew.
Five minutes later there was a knock on the door.
"There's a pig in the barn" siad the Jew, "I cannot sleep with a pig!"
"OK, I'll go" said the Indian.
Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There's a cow in the barn" siad the Indian, "I am a Hindu. I cannot sleep with a cow!"
"I'll go" said the Frenchman.
Five minutes later there was another knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.




If you have a green ball in your right hand, and a green ball in your left hand, what do you have?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.