A women was very distraught at the fact that she had
not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. She
was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so
she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex
therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see a
Dr.Chang, the well known sex therapist. So, she went to
see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Chang said "OK,
take off all your crose. Now, get down and crawl
reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did.

Dr. Chang then said. "OK, now crawl reery fass to me."
So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said,
"You problem vewy bad. You haf Zachary Disease. Worse
case I ever see. That why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Zachary Disease???"

Dr Chang replied, "It when your face rook zachary rike your ass."