I feel like telling another

This guy is sitting at a bar looking really depressed. Every few minutes he emits a deep sigh. A second guy can't help but notice and says "Hey buddy, what's wrong?"

The first guy looks at him and says "Friend, some things just can't be explained."

The second guy sits there for a few minutes, and after another procession of deep sighs, he says "Hey buddy, why don't you just try and tell me?"

The first guy looks at him again and says "No really, friend, some things just can't be explained."

"Well" says the second guy, "I've got nothing better to do, I can see you have nothing better to do, why not try?"

"Ok" says the first guy, "but like I said, some things just can't be explained.

'Well I'm a farmer and I was milking my cow this morning. The cow was extra annoyed today so right as I was finishing the first bucket of milk it kicked it over with its leg. Annoyed, but determined, I began to milk again. When I was almost done with another bucket, the cow kicked that over too. Still determined, I didn't have any rope so I decided to take off my belt and tie the cows leg up to the post right next to him. The cow could still stand on its front feet so there wasn't a problem." The farmer then sighed and said "some things just cna't be explained" and stopped talking.

"Please continue the story" said the second guy.

"well, then as I was finishing another bucket, the cow knocked it over with its other leg. I didn't have another belt, so I took off my shirt and tied its other leg to an adjacent post. The cow was now in an awkward position with its legs spread and tied to two posts but it could still stand. Some things can just not be explained."

He sighed

"As I was about to finish the fourth bucket, the cow's tail proceeded to knock the bucket over. Annoyed but determined I stood up to tie the cow's tail to an overhead bar. Now realize I'm standing behind a cow that is spread eagle and I'm lifting it's tail to tie it to a bar. As I'm doing so my pants fall down because I took off my belt. That's when my wife walked in to tell me breakfast was ready. Some things just can't be explained."