Proudly showing off his new apartment to some friends late one night, a drunk leads his way to his bedroom where there's a big brass gong.
"Whats with the gong?" one of the friends asks.
"That's no gong," the drunk replies. "Its a talking clock."
"How does it work?" the friend asks.
"Watch," the drunk says. He picks up a hammer, pounds the gong as loudly as he can and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "You asshole, it's 10 past four in the morning!"