What the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the over.


What did the black kid get for Xmas?

Your bike.


What do you call a black guy with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.


What do you do when you wake up and see your TV floating across the room?

Turn the lights on and shoot the n-word.


What do you call a black guy driving a Ferrari?

Grand theft auto.


What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot you fucking racist.



And less offensive, but always made me laugh:
What did the black kid do when he had diarrhea?

He jumped in the freezer cause he thought he was melting.