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  1. 12-24-2011 07:10 AM #1
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    Default Merry christmas d*ckfaces!

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  2. 12-24-2011 08:11 AM #2
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    Merry CHRISTmas, you duckfaces!
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  3. 12-24-2011 08:37 AM #3
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    A time when hypocritical agnostics and atheists partake in religious celebration.

    Was Jesus even born on Dec 25th?

    Have a nice Sunday, people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    A time when hypocritical agnostics and atheists partake in religious celebration.

    Was Jesus even born on Dec 25th?

    Have a nice Sunday, people.
    Even if every religious person on Earth were summoned to their specific heavens, the atheists remaining would still celebrate Christmas.
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  5. 12-24-2011 09:09 AM #5
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  6. 12-24-2011 09:13 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Even if every religious person on Earth were summoned to their specific heavens, the atheists remaining would still celebrate Christmas.
    So long as it involves alcohol and a big fuck off dinner, I'm in.
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  7. 12-24-2011 10:35 AM #7
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  8. 12-24-2011 10:39 AM #8
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    Cristenmasse my ass. Happy yuletide, dockfaces.
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    happy Hannukah motherfuckers
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  10. 12-24-2011 12:49 PM #10
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  11. 12-24-2011 12:49 PM #11
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    halv get mw3 for xmas, bro
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  12. 12-24-2011 12:58 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halv View Post
    In Norway Jesus was born on the evening of the 24th.
    Jesus ain't never been to no "Norway".
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  13. 12-24-2011 03:35 PM #13
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    morning of the 25th happens in new zealand before the evening of the 24th in Norway, so I guess we're the jesus kings, dickface
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halv View Post
    Learn to read. HE WAS HERE FIRST!
    I'm saying Norway is a made up place, unless you believe Peter Pan is real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    A time when hypocritical agnostics and atheists partake in religious celebration.

    Was Jesus even born on Dec 25th?

    Have a nice Sunday, people.
    Thanks! You too, sir!

    I'll be celebrating joy, family and togetherness while respecting whatever guise those around me feel is appropriate.

    May we all have a safe and fruitful season!
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    Fruitful, like getting chicks pregnant, you mean?
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    Merry Christmas faggots <33
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    A time when hypocritical agnostics and atheists partake in religious celebration.

    Was Jesus even born on Dec 25th?

    Have a nice Sunday, people.
    i think i want to over at least 86.23% of your posts.
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  22. 12-25-2011 09:51 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    i think i want to over at least 86.23% of your posts.
    I'm making progress.
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    What a joyful season it is when Boog is teaching terrorism to communists.


    Old stupid joke but I figure wtf it is christmas.
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  25. 12-25-2011 07:48 PM #25
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    nice season

    merry good times to all
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  26. 12-26-2011 04:21 AM #26
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    halv, im outta town for a few days but mebee ill put in black ops when I'm back
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