little sayings that you hate/think are dumb

[wufwugy]

Ebonics.

Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean.

seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%.

thinly veiled racism imo

equating ebonics with black people = thin racism
equating sucking with black people = thin racism
equating laziness with black people = thin racism
combining all of the above = halarious

[boost]

Ebonics.

Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean.

seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%.

thinly veiled racism imo

equating ebonics with black people = thin racism
equating sucking with black people = thin racism
equating laziness with black people = thin racism
combining all of the above = halarious

true, just good to know thats whats going on

[Lukie]

1. anything else about that STUPID FUCKING SOFTBALL GAME where the 2 players carried the injured player around the bases after the girl hit a homerun and injured a leg. i have seriously been on nonstop tilt the last 3 days because that's all i hear about on any sports show. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. it was a nice, feel-good story the first 300 times but I'm sick of hearing about it.

2. ditto with that stupid race-horse that broke its legs and died. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. #1 easily takes the cake though.

3. anybody who talks about "Marvin Harrison's .50 calibre handgun that penetrates 47 layers of kevlar". Hey DICK FUCK, last I heard, 5.7mm equates to roughly a .22 bullet, and most handguns can't penetrate even a SINGLE KEVLAR VEST.

so tilted right now

[wufwugy]

did you know that marvin harrison has 1% bodyfat and can curl 300lbs?

[Lukie]

Ebonics.

Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean.

seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%.

no, it really is that ebonics sucks

picture of ebonics

[Lukie]

did you know that marvin harrison has 1% bodyfat and can curl 300lbs?

i have 0% body fat and carried my car on my back to the store today so i could get some work done on it

[wufwugy]

Ebonics.

Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean.

seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%.

no, it really is that ebonics sucks

picture of ebonics

no you misunderstood me. i was talking about black people. just ax boost

[boost]

wow, lukie brings the overt racism ftl...

[wufwugy]

he's just upset that he's a browns fan

[givememyleg]

"if life throws you lemons..."

fuck lemons

[wufwugy]

"if life throws you lemons..."

fuck lemons

last thing im thinking about when lemons are getting thrown at me is fucking them

[givememyleg]

that's where you and me differ

[wufwugy]

doesn't that sting?

[wesrman]

doesn't that sting?

It would only sting if you have open sores on your dick.

[wufwugy]

doesn't that sting?

It would only sting if you have open sores on your dick.

no i mean the fact that he's different than me. thats gotta sting

[wesrman]

doesn't that sting?

It would only sting if you have open sores on your dick.

no i mean the fact that he's different than me. thats gotta sting

Sure thats what u meant...lol.

[Lukie]

wow, lukie brings the overt racism ftl...

i hate ebonics whether it comes from a white person or a black person or a ________ person, what does racism have to do with it?

[wesrman]

wow, lukie brings the overt racism ftl...

i hate ebonics whether it comes from a white person or a black person or a ________ person, what does racism have to do with it?

I agree. I dont mind slang, but it just seems like people put too much effort into speaking ebonics.

[givememyleg]

doesn't that sting?

It would only sting if you have open sores on your dick.

no i mean the fact that he's different than me. thats gotta sting

Sure thats what u meant...lol.

when it gets in the hole

[wufwugy]

wow, lukie brings the overt racism ftl...

i hate ebonics whether it comes from a white person or a black person or a ________ person, what does racism have to do with it?

so basically you hate white and black people equally?

thats like a new kind of racism

[Lukie]

wow, lukie brings the overt racism ftl...

i hate ebonics whether it comes from a white person or a black person or a ________ person, what does racism have to do with it?

so basically you hate white and black people equally?

thats like a new kind of racism

what? i don't follow and i have no idea where you'd come to that kind of conclusion.

[wufwugy]

dude im just fucking around

most of the time if my posts are short im fucking around, but not always. all of the time my posts are long im not fucking around.

[Lukie]

dude im just fucking around

most of the time if my posts are short im fucking around, but not always. all of the time my posts are long im not fucking around.

haha it's all good, just sipping on some whiskey so my sarcasm/serious detector isn't quite working properly

[boost]

figured this fit the thread. From LATIMES article about SDSU drug bust.

Angela Beckwith, 22, a child development major, said the arrests "are a shocker but not really a surprise. Lots of people are using."

[will641]

lol. "a shocker", but "not a surprise".

[EzDuzIt]

speaking of shocker... i hate when people say "shock" or "shocker" sarcastically all the time.

[blackatom]

when people don't know how to say nuclear or chipotle
that shit drives me fucking batty

[boost]

when people don't know how to say nuclear or chipotle
that shit drives me fucking batty

seeing gringos read "tortilla" outloud is really funny.

[blackatom]

when people don't know how to say nuclear or chipotle
that shit drives me fucking batty

seeing gringos read "tortilla" outloud is really funny.

IT'S NOT NUKE-U-LERR OR CHIP-OL-TEE
IT'S MOTHER FUCKING NUKE-LEE-AR AND CHIP-OTE-LEY

[boost]

its not chip-pot-el?


JAY KAY, good fast food imo.

[Lukie]

when people don't know how to say nuclear or chipotle
that shit drives me fucking batty

seeing gringos read "tortilla" outloud is really funny.

IT'S NOT NUKE-U-LERR OR CHIP-OL-TEE
IT'S MOTHER FUCKING NUKE-LEE-AR AND CHIP-OTE-LEY

Let's see if we can come up with sentences that use both words, nuclear and chipotle. I'll start.

This morning I had some nuclear ringsting from all the hotsauce that was smothered on my double steak chipotle burrito last night.

[wesrman]

Holy nuclear chipotle sauce Batman ! ! ! !

[givememyleg]

when people don't know how to say nuclear or chipotle
that shit drives me fucking batty

seeing gringos read "tortilla" outloud is really funny.

IT'S NOT NUKE-U-LERR OR CHIP-OL-TEE
IT'S MOTHER FUCKING NUKE-LEE-AR AND CHIP-OTE-LEY

nope, i say them both the first way!

[tom]

This morning I had some nuclear ringsting from all the hotsauce that was smothered on my double steak chipotle burrito last night.

lol, ringsting?! nice.

and in other news I'm 100% at saying nuclear wrong when it comes up in conversation.

[givememyleg]

also i say "eh" a lot and can't pronounce vowels correctly. like in "milk" "egg" and "bag", eh.

i may get teased in vegas.

[Lukie]

commercials that are significantly louder than other ones

[Pelion]

"I could care less" pisses me off. Seriously how could you go so wrong with this one. It means the opposite of what youre trying to say. Its "I couldnt care less".

[Lukie]

"I could care less" pisses me off. Seriously how could you go so wrong with this one. It means the opposite of what youre trying to say. Its "I couldnt care less".

"I don't know nothing."

[Hawk]

"I could care less" pisses me off. Seriously how could you go so wrong with this one. It means the opposite of what youre trying to say. Its "I couldnt care less".

That actually works if said properly. It's supposed to be sarcastic.

It's the people who use that saying and don't understand it that bug me.

[Pelion]

"I could care less" pisses me off. Seriously how could you go so wrong with this one. It means the opposite of what youre trying to say. Its "I couldnt care less".

"I don't know nothing."

how ironic

[boost]

commercials that are significantly louder than other ones

this one really bothers me! Eric, if you fund an assassination plot on billy maze, Ill execute it.

[will641]

commercials that are significantly louder than other ones

this one really bothers me! Eric, if you fund an assassination plot on billy maze, Ill execute it.

i love those infomercials when they go to black and white when someone tries to do something the old fashioned way. like there was this one where a woman tries to take a pot of pasta to the collinder, and shes struggling the whole way, and eventually drops the whole pot of pasta on the ground and pouts. just thinking about it makes me lol.

[givememyleg]

Ebonics.

i sent this to lukie today and he loved it but thought i would share it with you all http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html

[Lukie]

"drama"

just the word drama when said by one of those stupid idiotic hissy fit little princesses puts me on instant and permanent life-tilt.

[lolzzz_321]

It's not saying, but I hate people who always think they are victims!

[will641]

It's not saying, but I hate people who always think they are victims!

qft.

also this is really hard to describe on the internet, but when people pronounce immature/mature like this: ma-tyoor, as opposed to ma-chur.

[mrhappy333]

even a blind squirell finds a nut sometimes.

[mrhappy333]

allegedly

[yourfather]

It's not saying, but I hate people who always think they are victims!

Lol, its fun to tell people "stop being a victim" or to "grow up"

BTW, I hate when people say "throwing someone under the bus" soooo much. Happens so much on tv when blaming others, aka being a victim.

[jackvance]

I ain't got no money.. double negative so he's actually rich?

[jdubs]

" just wanted to touch base"

" don't think we're on the same page"

[SaulPaul]

guestimate!

[mrhappy333]

with that said......

[flomo]

spot on

[will641]

{insert any sport} is the best sport by far, and {insert any sport} sucks.

[DrivingDog]

HU for rolls.

[will641]

HU for rolls.

more specifically, LOL ROFL HU4ROLLZ LMAO.

[Alibi]

HU for rolls.

more specifically, LOL ROFL HU4ROLLZ LMAO IMO

fyp

[DrivingDog]

Sorry Will, I got carried away.

[lolzzz_321]

oh, hi wufwugy

[bjsaust]

Give it 110% used to tilt me, but now thats not enough, its anything from 120% to 200% these days.

I'd love to see a sportsman say "I gave it 90%. I had something in reserve but didnt need it against that opposition".

[Trikflow77]

people that respond to posts as "first" or "second" grinds my gears for no reason

[Chopper]

Talking heads on ESPN and their stunning knowledge of sports with comments such as "scoring more points will help you win games", or "well they've beaten this team the last 2 games, so it's going to be very hard to win a third in a row."

Joe Morgan calls any pitch that has movement a "backup slider." i, FIGURATIVELY, saw him do it two different pitches in the same at bat.

Mike Shannon says "it looks like the only way to win this game is to OUTSCORE the other team tonight." (FUGGIN DUH.)

Chris Berman and anything that spews from his mouth. oh, and why doesnt he just get it over with and blow Favre?

My former 6th grade teacher:
- "i'm as serious as a heart attack."
- "i need that homework immediately, if not, sooner."
- "my nose is as mean as a wrecking machine." (i still dont get that one.)

any of the statements about stupidity. ie "not the shiniest penny in the roll" or "not the sharpest pencil in the box."

and, all the people at a Bill Engvall event that lined up to buy his "here's your sign" tshirts that were on sale "one t-shirt for $5, OR two for $12." the line was SO long...a real headscratcher.

[wufwugy]

omg this thread exists.

im wufwugy btw

[Numbr2intheWorld]

commercials that are significantly louder than other ones

this one really bothers me! Eric, if you fund an assassination plot on billy maze, Ill execute it.

i love those infomercials when they go to black and white when someone tries to do something the old fashioned way. like there was this one where a woman tries to take a pot of pasta to the collinder, and shes struggling the whole way, and eventually drops the whole pot of pasta on the ground and pouts. just thinking about it makes me lol.

yeah i love those too

[PapalRage]

Lanky1: this much attention wow is all i gotta say

[JKDS]

lanky1: i still dont see any money in my account you donkey fish

[a500lbgorilla]

lanky1: i still dont see any money in my account you donkey fish

lol, that was the most inexplicable part. Is he saying he's good because he's broke or he'll only believe that someone would play him 200nl hu if they transfered him some cash?

Really made me scratch my head.

[will641]

lankey1: it was a misclick.

[will641]

"Real talk"