1. anything else about that STUPID FUCKING SOFTBALL GAME where the 2 players carried the injured player around the bases after the girl hit a homerun and injured a leg. i have seriously been on nonstop tilt the last 3 days because that's all i hear about on any sports show. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. it was a nice, feel-good story the first 300 times but I'm sick of hearing about it.

2. ditto with that stupid race-horse that broke its legs and died. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. #1 easily takes the cake though.

3. anybody who talks about "Marvin Harrison's .50 calibre handgun that penetrates 47 layers of kevlar". Hey DICK FUCK, last I heard, 5.7mm equates to roughly a .22 bullet, and most handguns can't penetrate even a SINGLE KEVLAR VEST.

so tilted right now