Little known facts about FTR posters

[IowaSkinsFan]

I thought it would be fun to post things about posters in this forum that barely anyone knows!
I'll start.
1. Trikflow coached apestyles, who is the 4th ranked tournament player according to p5's.
2. Sauce turned 1k into over 50k in about a month and a half, which was pretty much his first serious shot at building a BR.
3. mcatdog went to Harvard.

[GatorJH]

You can learn a lot here - http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-52576.htm

[grnydrowave2]

Holy crap, Ensign Lee is asian?!

[a500lbgorilla]

He's Texan.

[grnydrowave2]

He's Texan.

There are plenty of Asians in Texas. They have family reunions at Rockets games.

[Jimmy Mac]

I have wooden legs.... but real feet.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I have wooden legs.... but real feet.

I pray this isn't true.

[IowaSkinsFan]

bleh im good at making posts that have already been done .

[grnydrowave2]

I cried because I had no shoes... until I met a man named Jimmy Mac.

I have a permanent limp due to a knee ligament injury I got when I was 10.

Thats about it really.

[ChrisTheFish]

I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.

[silu73]

I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.

[givememyleg]

I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.

i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.

[Miffed22001]

the only reason i am not playing in the premier league is because some japz eye broke my ankle at 17 and i couldnt walk for rather a long time.,

[Warpe]

I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.

try it with 2 girls next time

[bigred]

I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.

try it with 2 girls next time

bazing

[kmind]

I'm allergic to peaches and I wake up to a sore throat and stuffy nose every single day since I had mono over 4 years ago.

[Jack Sawyer]

I chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).

I have size 16 feet.

[donkbee]

I am sooo addicted to Pokemon and it sucks.

[gabe]

that thread i made actually turned out pretty good

isf why are you copying me

[Trikflow77]

I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.

ban plz

and to be fair, i didnt really coach him with mtts, he gets all the credit with that. His work ethic is next to none when it comes to poker.

[silu73]

I once had a threesome and I didn't enjoy it at all. Sad but true.

Just to make sure, it was with 2 girls. Luckily I can hide behind the anonymity of the internet. My real persona shall never be revealed.

A friend of mine actually once turned down a threesome with a bisexual stripper and her smoking hot girlfriend. I remind him of this act of stupidity every time I see him.

[bigred]

I have homosexual thoughts about Tom Brady.

[Lukie]

gabe's real name is gabe

[Lukie]

it's actually john, but everybody calls him gabe

did you guys see what i did there

[bigred]

do what now

[Lukie]

I was honestly expecting to read something about tom brady.

[badgers]

I'm a student of percussion! YAY!

Oh and I'm a ginge

[bode]

Oh and I'm a ginge

i need to brush up on the official rules, but i believe this is grounds for revoking your gauntlet win and a permenant banhammer.

[swiggidy]

Holy crap, Ensign Lee is asian?!

Another fact, he won't see this thread unless you catch him on IM and give him a link

[Bmxicle]

i used to post strategy

[Unibomber14]

I am actually Tom Brady

[martindcx1e]

I chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).

I have size 16 feet.

omg tekken tag is like my fav game evar!!! hi five!

[lolzzz_321]

im white

[Jack Sawyer]

I chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).

I have size 16 feet.

omg tekken tag is like my fav game evar!!! hi five!

*hi fives martin*

tag is great imo. much better than 4. 5 is pretty good, too, but tag is much better

[ensign_lee]

Holy crap, Ensign Lee is asian?!

Another fact, he won't see this thread unless you catch him on IM and give him a link

Not true.

[phantom_lord]

I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.

i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.

i was planning on getting my hair cut, but now i'm having second thoughts.

how come you're so happy about the decision?

[Fnord]

im white

LIES!

[martindcx1e]

I chess. And dominoes.
And fighting games (like Tekken, Soul Calibur, etc.) But if I play too much of these (FG's), because of my intensity to beat the other guy, my hands will start shaking mildly, yet noticeably (some form of mild epilepsy, or simply too much adrenaline).

I have size 16 feet.

omg tekken tag is like my fav game evar!!! hi five!

*hi fives martin*

tag is great imo. much better than 4. 5 is pretty good, too, but tag is much better

indeed. 4 was kind of awkward. 5 was sweet. i have yet to play dark res. and i'm trying my hardest not to buy ps3 just for online tekken6 lol.

[givememyleg]

I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.

i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.

i was planning on getting my hair cut, but now i'm having second thoughts.

how come you're so happy about the decision?

well for a few reasons. the obvious ones are that i no longer have to groom myself 2-3 times daily. also, it is incredible that showers take only 4-5 mins now. plus when i did it, it was summer, and my whole head felt so much more refreshed. overall, i just feel better having shorter hair again. i don't think i'll ever grow long hair again.

[kingnat]

I have my PhD.

I won an award for Best Actor at my undergrad college for portraying Biff in Death of a Salesman.

FTR thinks my wife looks good the day after she gave birth to our 2nd kid. (That reminds me I should try to find a good looking picture of her at some point.)

[badgers]

Oh and I'm a ginge

i need to brush up on the official rules, but i believe this is grounds for revoking your gauntlet win and a permenant banhammer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hai...wards_redheads

The best bit....

During the Middle Ages in Southern and Central Europe, red was the color of the devil and the redheads were said to be conceived during the forbidden period of women's menstruation.

[ChrisTheFish]

I often got mistaken for a girl when i was younger because i was (and still am) really thin, and had long hair, which i stupidly decided to cut and am now growing again.

i think cutting my hair was on of the best recent decisions i've made.

i was planning on getting my hair cut, but now i'm having second thoughts.

how come you're so happy about the decision?

well for a few reasons. the obvious ones are that i no longer have to groom myself 2-3 times daily. also, it is incredible that showers take only 4-5 mins now. plus when i did it, it was summer, and my whole head felt so much more refreshed. overall, i just feel better having shorter hair again. i don't think i'll ever grow long hair again.

Check it, i don't groom. My hair's a mess. People seem to like it that way. Plus my hair is only shoulder length when straightened, so showers don't take long anyway. I don't think ill ever have short hair again. :P

[spoonitnow]

I am 1700 USCF (US Chess Federation).

[mrhappy333]

I've been told I have a Body like a black man, and I'm white

[Da GOAT]

I can pick up pens with my toes

[Deanglow]

I was valedictorian of my high school but I'm a complete dumbass.

[givememyleg]

ftr employs me

[DaNutsInYoEye]

I
FTR thinks my wife looks good the day after she gave birth to our 2nd kid.

Must have been a head shot.

[martindcx1e]

I've been told by more ppl than I can remember that I look exactly like Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman).

[jyms]

I've been told by more ppl than I can remember that I look exactly like Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman).

Wow... I always thought you were black. Why?

[bigred]

TJ has eaten over 30 babies

[Jack Sawyer]

people tell me I look like Kanye West, but without a goatee and a hell of a lot taller

[givememyleg]

people tell me I look like Kanye West, but without a goatee and a hell of a lot taller

you're black?!?!?!?!?!??! i thought we only had one black man!! pics!!!

[bigred]

kanye west is black?

[bode]

I've been told I have the groin area of a black man, and I'm white

[martindcx1e]

I've been told by more ppl than I can remember that I look exactly like Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman).

Wow... I always thought you were black. Why?

haha that's really funny. i was unaware of my black person vibes.

[Chopper]

"i'm soooo much cooler online."

what's that tell ya?

[Jack Sawyer]

people tell me I look like Kanye West, but without a goatee and a hell of a lot taller

you're black?!?!?!?!?!??! i thought we only had one black man!! pics!!!

LOL, I don't have a good picture.
I just went to a birthday party of one of my girlfriends [friend who just happens to be a girl] recently, I'll see if they took good pictures and post some

[BankItDrew]

I apologize in advance for my words I need to get off my chest, no one else knows how I feel...

My ex gf and I dated for 3 years and broke up two weeks ago because she couldn't handle my career choice (poker). About a year and a half ago she and I messed around foolishly with other people, at different times, but we made up. It was a really hard time for us. That was then and this is now.

It seems like nothing has changed between us in the last couple weeks. I think it's because we are both convinced it'll work out in the long run.

She came over today and brought some of her school stuff with her. She left a very short time ago, and in between that time, I noticed she left a notepad on this desk. I noticed at the top there were 4 lines that ended a poem. I curiously flipped the page and read the first half of this 30 or 40 line poem. Halfway in I stopped, not because of guilt, but because my stomach began to churn as I realized it was about the guy from a year and a half ago. I feel sick to my stomach.

[Jack Sawyer]

Oh man, I feel for ya

Stay strong, also, don't let her near you again.

[donkbee]

I apologize in advance for my words I need to get off my chest, no one else knows how I feel...

My ex gf and I dated for 3 years and broke up two weeks ago because she couldn't handle my career choice (poker). About a year and a half ago she and I messed around foolishly with other people, at different times, but we made up. It was a really hard time for us. That was then and this is now.

It seems like nothing has changed between us in the last couple weeks. I think it's because we are both convinced it'll work out in the long run.

She came over today and brought some of her school stuff with her. She left a very short time ago, and in between that time, I noticed she left a notepad on this desk. I noticed at the top there were 4 lines that ended a poem. I curiously flipped the page and read the first half of this 30 or 40 line poem. Halfway in I stopped, not because of guilt, but because my stomach began to churn as I realized it was about the guy from a year and a half ago. I feel sick to my stomach.

*HUG*

[bode]

just smack her with you bankroll and tell her to gtfo

[Chopper]

pretty rotten. looks like things...HAVE...changed. cut her loose. and try not to think twice.

[a500lbgorilla]

I apologize in advance for my words I need to get off my chest, no one else knows how I feel...

My ex gf and I dated for 3 years and broke up two weeks ago because she couldn't handle my career choice (poker). About a year and a half ago she and I messed around foolishly with other people, at different times, but we made up. It was a really hard time for us. That was then and this is now.

It seems like nothing has changed between us in the last couple weeks. I think it's because we are both convinced it'll work out in the long run.

She came over today and brought some of her school stuff with her. She left a very short time ago, and in between that time, I noticed she left a notepad on this desk. I noticed at the top there were 4 lines that ended a poem. I curiously flipped the page and read the first half of this 30 or 40 line poem. Halfway in I stopped, not because of guilt, but because my stomach began to churn as I realized it was about the guy from a year and a half ago. I feel sick to my stomach.

This bot claims he can feel. How preposterous!

[IowaSkinsFan]

i used to post strategy

why not now?

[flomo]

i'm stupid

and my wife is super smart
i don't stand a chance

[Jibalob]

I once got my knee stuck in a toilet for 45 minutes.

[ChrisBCritter]

I once got my knee stuck in a toilet for 45 minutes.

Story needed!

I can replace a clutch in a 2000 Mustang in about 45 minutes!

I can speak German almost fluently.

[Jibalob]

I once got my knee stuck in a toilet for 45 minutes.

Story needed!

I can replace a clutch in a 2000 Mustang in about 45 minutes!

I can speak German almost fluently.

Now this is a good'un

When I was in school I used to be a right short-arse, so when I was getting ready in the morning I had to kneel on the lid of the toilet to be able to see the mirror.

One day I was really tired (possibly hungover) and didn't notice that the lid on the toilet was up, so I went to kneel on it and got my knee wedged right into the bottom of the bowl. It took 3 people to lift me up at the right angle to get my leg out of there!

[jyms]

I am a second degree Black belt and studied under Sensei Dave Manara of the Shintani Wado Kai. I used to have 45 students under the age of 13 and an adult class of 20 that me and my two best friends used to teach. I haven't stepped foot in a Dojo for 12 years

[Miffed22001]

I haven't stepped foot in a Dojo for 12 years

why did this make me lol?

[BankItDrew]

just smack her with you bankroll and tell her to gtfo

lmao, thanks for the words everyone, s'all good, seriously.

And to those who keep calling me a bot:

I appreciate the compliments.