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  1. #1

    Default Knockout

    So I'm at a party with my homie who is on the baseball team. This dude is swoll.....I mean he's huge. If Bonds is on roids hes on the same shit. So anyways some white trash looking guy starts talking about bashing someones head in with a skatebaord. My homie is trying to get at the girl who owns the house and so he walks up and says,

    "Hey you tryna hit someone with a skateboard?!?!"

    Dude says, " Yea dude I don't fuck around. Whats your name?"

    My homie looks down at him and says, " I'm beat your ass."

    Dude looks at him and says in scared voice, "OK" and walks out.

    Me and my buddy go outside to make sure they don't fuck around with anyone leaving and laugh our ass off about everything that happened.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    badass
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    this is def -EV
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  4. #4
    I guess....

    pretty stupid post now that I read it sober. But when I was wasted just the way he said I'm beat your ass was the funniest thing I had ever heard in my life. I don't know why....but yea
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job

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