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  1. 11-30-2009 11:15 PM #1
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    Default Just got banned from 2+2

    Yo peeps,

    Just got a temp ban from 2+2.... I had a 17k day and gave out over $800 to members there...maybe they don't like money?

    Anyway, I'm a semi-pro, full pro next summer when I play the UKIPT circuit.

    I have a big mouth (hopefully yall can handle it).. considering I might not go back to 2+2... I make dozens of successful transfers and get banned lol.

    I have some crazy days where I just give out money...is this okay with you?

    Thanks,

    Ryan Drake
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  2. 11-30-2009 11:27 PM #2
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    I smell a scam. Something real fishy. Therefore:



    and hopefully BAN.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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  3. 11-30-2009 11:32 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    I smell a scam. Something real fishy. Therefore:



    and hopefully BAN.
    unreal. I'm not a scam, just a baller....take a look for yourself bud

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  4. 11-30-2009 11:34 PM #4
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  5. 11-30-2009 11:47 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    welcome

    I can haz cheeseburger?
    I'm a vegetarian, so you can have a veggie burger lmao

    But seriously, I was tilted in my first post. I'm a good person... hell, I don't even kill flies (or eat meat)

    I hope to have some fun on this forum
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  6. 11-30-2009 11:48 PM #6
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    stop trying to buy my friendship.

    I will however, accept sexual favors. The warm, loving touch of a man reminds me of better times...
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  8. 11-30-2009 11:52 PM #8
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    I like this forum already
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  11. 12-01-2009 12:05 AM #11
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    hi, when will you be giving your presentation?
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  12. 12-01-2009 12:28 AM #12
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    I am ready for my friendship to be bought. "suitsus" at FTP.

    Also, gmml I think the seats are arranged by last name this time so can I PLEASE sit next to you? I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.
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    hell yeah, I promise if you randomly ship me mubnee that I will not be doing anything in my power at all to get you banned.

    Since you're not a woman, I will not be posting the gratuitous Tits or GTFO. See you in BC where you can make me a better player. please? no seriously.. please?
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  14. 12-01-2009 12:44 AM #14
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    my friendship costs either $1,000 or a nice pair of (non-virtual) titties
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  16. 12-01-2009 01:01 AM #16
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    gmmbb isnt like normal married men. gmmbb is special. gmmbb is on a mission. gmmbb does what he wants. gmmbb will do anything if you'll just ghhbb
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  17. 12-01-2009 02:49 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    stop trying to buy my friendship.

    I will however, accept sexual favors. The warm, loving touch of a man reminds me of better times...
    oh, to feel the sensuous, velcro-like scrape, of a mans 5 o-clock shadow on your inner thigh..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  18. 12-01-2009 04:12 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

    Dont call me fat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

    Dont call me fat!
    Put down the Zebra cakes, Mt. XTR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

    Dont call me fat!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxaS...eature=related
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

    Dont call me fat!
    Put down the Zebra cakes, Mt. XTR.
    I'm crazy some zebra cakes son
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    gmmbb isnt like normal married men. gmmbb is special. gmmbb is on a mission. gmmbb does what he wants. gmmbb will do anything if you'll just ghhbb
    uh huh!

    oh also i still am not sure what the bb stands for.
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    I believe the term stems from the TR of the wedding night
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    can u buy me a hooker?

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    wait, you got married?

    and

    WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    wait, you got married?

    and

    WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
    It was the first night of the rest of his life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    wait, you got married?

    and

    WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
    She's saving herself for a special night.


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  33. 12-02-2009 06:13 PM #33
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    gmmbb is getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    wait, you got married?

    and

    WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
    yes

    and

    actually i said i was too tired
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    wait, you got married?

    and

    WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
    yes

    and

    actually i said i like dudes.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    gmmbb is getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d
    can't be if he isn't being engaged physically.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    yes

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    actually i said i was too tired
    congrats

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    condolances



    "too tired" is code for "when I finally got to see my precious wife naked, my junk stopped working", yea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    hi, when will you be giving your presentation?
    This needs way more love....sooooo funny! That thread was hilarious.
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    damn I picked a bad week to miss out on Comm forum posts.

    Did I miss the presentation? Did that hot secretary with the awesome funbags show up again wearing that top.......you know the one......

    Welcome to BB land GMML. Know you will know the REAL meaning of hookers and blow.

    Oh, and yes my friendship can be bought. Actually I am pretty cheap in that regard.


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