Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
As a Red Sox fan I can say who gives a shit where that scrawny good for nothing caveman goes? Now I can stop eating giant dinosaur sized chicken legs while I watch baseball. He was gonna kill himself if he didn't leave anyway, since he never figured out where the center field wall is. Nothing like watching Bump Bailey for years on end. It all started with the headbutt incident, and then he was never the same. After that it was like watching a cat with its whiskers pulled out. People sitting in center field would see him dissapear from view, and then re-emerge with a ball and a broken rib. Frig that guy and the birds who camp out in his beard. I hope he collides with Matsui in the middle of a game and they both just explode into a giant pile of body parts. That way Bernie Williams can go back to the outfield and show those idiots how it's really done.

Oh by the way Johnny, say goodbye to your beard for good. Steinbrenner doesn't allow them on his team, since he was raped by a bearded uncle when he was a teenager.
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As a Cardinal fan and avid Yankee hater, when those two teams play, I wish BOTH of them would lose!!!! LOL