ITT: What you missed because you weren't in IRC

[spoonitnow]

<Chelle> what are you doing
<spoonitnow> Missing 300 flops in a row
<Chelle> 300?
<spoonitnow> Sarcasm dear
<Chelle> oh
<spoonitnow> I'm like toilet paper that misses your ass
<spoonitnow> I can't hit shit