I'll begin
"There are less apples in that barrel."
Wrong
"There are fewer apples in that barrel."
You're turn
04-27-2010 07:58 PM
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ITT us posts are grammar nazi pet peevesI'll begin |
04-27-2010 08:08 PM
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I could care less about grammar on internet forums. | |
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04-27-2010 08:12 PM
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I could of cared less about grammar on internet forums. | |
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04-27-2010 08:25 PM
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I could not have cared less about grammar on Internet forums. | |
04-27-2010 08:29 PM
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04-27-2010 08:36 PM
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04-27-2010 08:38 PM
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04-27-2010 08:42 PM
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04-27-2010 08:46 PM
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04-27-2010 08:51 PM
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Am i doing it right? | |
04-27-2010 08:57 PM
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04-27-2010 09:12 PM
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04-28-2010 01:45 AM
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I live din a city tht ahd bunnies evrywher ebut then they passed a law to kill of all themn, now we have none and i wthinkg it;s gay. I would way rather see bunnie than te fkowerrs they eat. | |
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04-28-2010 07:47 PM
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Last edited by badgers; 04-28-2010 at 07:49 PM.
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04-28-2010 09:09 PM
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04-28-2010 09:29 PM
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alot more dangerous, baby less dangerous haha |
04-28-2010 11:01 PM
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04-29-2010 01:26 AM
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04-29-2010 01:27 AM
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04-29-2010 08:49 AM
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04-29-2010 10:55 AM
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There are grammar faults in every day spoken English that are totally accepted. One which was pointed out to me by my half-Scottish girlfriend is the contraction "aren't I (the only gay in the village)", which of course means "Am I not (the only gay in the village)". In Scotland some people apparently contract it to "Amn't I (the only gay in the village)", which is grammatically congruent. | |
04-29-2010 11:13 AM
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04-29-2010 12:48 PM
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. 'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. | |
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04-29-2010 02:20 PM
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oh, ha, that was obvious. I was fairly drunk last night. | |
04-29-2010 04:28 PM
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This week's assigned reading: Lynne Truss Rambling On Boring Topics | |
04-29-2010 06:57 PM
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You verb well. | |
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04-30-2010 02:20 AM
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Interesting thread. Definitely effects how I'll view grammar from now on. | |
04-30-2010 02:40 AM
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04-30-2010 05:00 AM
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04-30-2010 01:14 PM
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This thread is retarded, I'm going to find something more interesting to read. | |
04-30-2010 02:29 PM
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^^ | |
04-30-2010 02:33 PM
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rediculous thread | |
05-01-2010 12:36 AM
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05-01-2010 03:05 PM
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I'm going to throw myself off of a bridge! | |
05-01-2010 03:10 PM
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"off HAVE a bridge" | |
05-01-2010 06:51 PM
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fk u elitist grammer cock suckers fk u all u fking nazijews | |
05-01-2010 07:22 PM
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05-01-2010 07:23 PM
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05-01-2010 08:58 PM
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wuf's sig makes every thread awesome | |
05-02-2010 04:23 PM
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07-19-2011 05:46 AM
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Bump, in order for me to add to the list: | |
07-19-2011 06:16 AM
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^Adding to that, I'm ESL, yet the "me and x" vs "x and I" stuff seriously twists my knickers. | |
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07-19-2011 06:17 AM
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07-19-2011 07:40 AM
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less about the sentence structure more about how you became so friendly with my mother. thems fightin words | |
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07-19-2011 12:52 PM
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OK so we all know how the sentence "Wuf's Mother and Me had sex" is incorrect and should be "Wuf's mother and I had sex" | |
07-19-2011 01:51 PM
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In some parts of North Birmingham, people say "Am you going out tonight?". They should all be shot. The ones who also say "I are, yeah" should be set fire to before being shot. | |
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07-19-2011 05:34 PM
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Language evolves through misuse so whats the big dealio? | |
07-19-2011 10:38 PM
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"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse." | |
07-20-2011 06:47 AM
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07-20-2011 02:35 PM
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i'm better then you | |
07-20-2011 09:52 PM
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07-20-2011 10:24 PM
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07-21-2011 03:06 AM
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07-21-2011 03:27 AM
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Pretty sure the idea that "could care less" is meant in irony exists because people make the mistake then when corrected they feel like pretending they knew all along, so they make shit up about how they're being totally ironic and spiffy smart |
07-21-2011 03:41 AM
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07-21-2011 04:25 AM
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The best explanation I've ever read was written by the late N.Y. Times language guru William Safire. Unfortunately, he wrote it for his "On Language" column in the Sunday Times magazine in the early 1990s and it isn't available online. Exact origins are unknown; best guess is that the phrase came into popular use sometime after 1950. | |
Last edited by baudib; 07-21-2011 at 04:28 AM.
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07-21-2011 06:20 AM
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I am now going to use 'could care less' ironically. And the evolution of language shall take one step forward. For which, I couldn't care less. | |
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07-21-2011 06:31 AM
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To clarify, it doesn't bother me if someone says "could care less" or "couldn't care less"; it annoys me when someone says "could care less" and some douchebag corrects them. I realize now that many of the people whom I have argued about this with are British, and they don't use the phrase. | |
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07-21-2011 08:34 AM
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"I couldn't give a fuck" is a common British phrase. I must use this phrase at least fifteen times a day. Also "I couldn't give a shit", or "I couldn't give two fucking hoots", or "I couldn't give a rat's arse". There's many, many more, you just have to use your imagination. | |
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07-21-2011 11:22 AM
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ironic | |
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07-21-2011 10:54 PM
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pet peeves: |
07-21-2011 11:07 PM
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vqc, expand on why strunk and white suck please. i read one of their books way back in the day and embedded a bit of it to memory |
07-21-2011 11:13 PM
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07-22-2011 04:22 AM
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I didn't know that "is comprised of" is a contentious phrase. | |