07-02-2010 09:58 PM
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ITT I prove that soccer sucks a cumdump of buttsack |
07-02-2010 10:55 PM
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Where are you getting these units of measurement?!? | |
07-02-2010 11:23 PM
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lol n1 fuck soccer | |
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07-02-2010 11:42 PM
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counter arguments go! | |
07-03-2010 01:05 AM
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07-03-2010 01:30 AM
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YouTube - If Basketball Was Like Soccer | |
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07-03-2010 01:52 AM
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07-03-2010 02:00 AM
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07-03-2010 06:38 AM
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YouTube - adidas Originals - David Beckham and Kevin Garnett "The Hole-in-One" | |
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07-03-2010 08:09 AM
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Lemme take this opportunity to plug a sport that has none of the problems highlighted in the latest football world cup |
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07-03-2010 09:16 AM
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YouTube - The Worst NBA Flops You Have Ever Seen In Your Life!!!!! | |
07-03-2010 11:18 AM
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2nd gif isn't a flop-- he's running full speed and his back leg gets kneed into the back of his front leg | |
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07-03-2010 11:41 AM
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Go ahead and hunt down an NHL clip of athletes taking dives and flops. | |
Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 07-03-2010 at 11:44 AM. | |
07-03-2010 01:22 PM
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07-03-2010 05:03 PM
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So I googled "Soccer Fucking Sucks" and this is what I came up with: | |
07-03-2010 05:31 PM
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2nd gif is purely a contact between both players. You see the dude stutter step after his knee hits the guys foot. | |
07-03-2010 06:47 PM
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07-03-2010 07:08 PM
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I tried getting into soccer but the fake injuries and dives just piss me off. Those first gifs are tellin tha troof | |
07-03-2010 07:27 PM
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I really hope everyone here is consistent with their hate for fake dives and hates basketball. | |
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07-03-2010 07:39 PM
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[x] Hate soccer | |
07-04-2010 08:12 AM
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oh yes, basketball is dumb as all hell. | |
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07-04-2010 03:56 PM
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football is the beautiful game. unlucky for you if don't like it. | |
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07-04-2010 04:22 PM
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You can bet on a draw. You might see lines such as +130 USA, +150 ENG, +250 draw, implying neither team is a 50% outright winner. I am OK with the potential of a sporting event being a tie, but it can't be so likely that you can wager on it happening. | |
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07-04-2010 04:24 PM
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07-04-2010 04:25 PM
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07-04-2010 06:05 PM
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07-04-2010 06:42 PM
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07-05-2010 06:53 AM
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1st gif is shit because it's to short. Elbow to the face was there! 2nd is an obv foul, and third is pure bs diving. | |
07-05-2010 07:36 AM
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07-05-2010 07:43 AM
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thou shallt not badmouth test cricket. | |
07-05-2010 02:21 PM
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07-06-2010 04:40 PM
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07-06-2010 04:44 PM
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07-06-2010 05:26 PM
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07-06-2010 05:43 PM
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07-06-2010 05:58 PM
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07-06-2010 06:43 PM
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07-06-2010 10:40 PM
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07-08-2010 03:35 AM
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Updated footage on the first one | |
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07-08-2010 04:55 AM
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Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 07-08-2010 at 05:35 AM.
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07-08-2010 05:37 AM
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Goal-line replay technology is something that's so easy to put in place though, I mean they already have cameras in the goals! And the players want it... and the fans want it... apart from the weird purists who are afraid of change, everybody seems to think it's a totally sensible thing to implement. It's not like it'd cause a huge delay since controversial goals happen only once in a while, unlike in hockey where it's a relatively common occurrence. | |
07-08-2010 05:42 AM
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07-08-2010 11:03 AM
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07-08-2010 11:28 AM
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the beauty of football is indeed that it is so easy to play, yet so subtle and skillfull. | |
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07-08-2010 11:39 AM
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07-08-2010 12:01 PM
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no-one likes the diving and bullshit - but thats just some countries and you have to accept it. | |
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07-08-2010 01:45 PM
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YouTube - Daniel Sedin Ridiculous Goal (4/11/10) | |
07-08-2010 01:51 PM
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07-08-2010 04:19 PM
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07-08-2010 04:38 PM
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07-08-2010 04:41 PM
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What a waste of time to say that one sport requires more skill than the other. People who are the best at what they do all put in a tremendous amount of work to get to that point, whether it's dart throwing or basketball, so all this soccer=beauty, simplicity and skill shit has got to fucking go. | |
07-08-2010 05:47 PM
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07-08-2010 06:11 PM
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07-08-2010 07:07 PM
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07-08-2010 07:19 PM
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07-08-2010 09:25 PM
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A good buddy of mine played professionally in Europe and he said it was shocking how much of what they did was set plays. When he first joined the league the coach would given him shit if he broke away from the set play without any good reason to. In the lesser leagues we played in it was always like you described, practicing certain plays forever and waiting for a chance to apply them. | |
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07-09-2010 07:58 AM
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07-09-2010 09:18 AM
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I think that the skill argument comes down to semantics and that Illfavor is right. Skill does not equal flair. It takes skill to become the best in the world at any competitive field. |
Last edited by Ash256; 07-09-2010 at 09:21 AM. | |
07-09-2010 09:21 AM
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What if we reached a great compromise? | |
Last edited by a500lbgorilla; 07-09-2010 at 09:23 AM. | |
07-09-2010 09:30 AM
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07-09-2010 09:35 AM
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Sorry rilla, anything other than cheese rolling and I'm vetoing |
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07-09-2010 09:42 AM
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07-11-2010 03:19 PM
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I'll give you this...futbol probably has the most athletic referees of any sport, so that's something. | |
07-11-2010 05:42 PM
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eagerly awaiting gifs of all the flops today | |
07-11-2010 05:52 PM
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what a great sport! in the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME you have one team is trying to win while the other team is trying to tie so they can force a shootout, which basically is a glorified soccer ball kicking contest to see which team is greater | |
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07-11-2010 09:47 PM
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YouTube - Comedy Football | |
07-12-2010 01:17 AM
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07-12-2010 02:00 AM
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I was at that game, the roof just about blew off the fucking place. This was like 20 seconds after Henrik scored an assist to make his lead vs Ovechkin in the scoring race by 2. Then his brother goes and caps his hat trick with this beauty (assisted also by Henrik). | |
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07-12-2010 07:24 AM
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07-12-2010 07:43 AM
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Quickly, hands up in the air. The refs'll never red card you if you look innocent. | |
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07-13-2010 07:36 AM
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07-13-2010 07:38 AM
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07-14-2010 07:37 PM
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I take it all back. Soccer is amazing. I just watched my first fake wrestling match ever, Batista/Lashley, and holy wow what I've known all this time to be true is now confirmed. Fake wrestling is the stupidest thing in the history of existence |
07-14-2010 09:39 PM
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OTOH, making fun of soccer is still fun |
07-15-2010 12:16 AM
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I just don't get why you feel the need to openly bash something you don't like when no one is holding a gun to your head to force you to watch, much less like it. | |
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