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  1. #76
    Dude, this thread is mainly just lighthearted ribbing. You can tell I'm not being super serial because I haven't typed up a dissertation on the pros, cons, and aggregate ecology effects of the soccer economy
  2. #77
    hey, I conceded that Ronaldo is a diving idiot.
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  3. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Dude, this thread is mainly just lighthearted ribbing. You can tell I'm not being super serial because I haven't typed up a dissertation on the pros, cons, and aggregate ecology effects of the soccer economy
    Only a matter of time

    I thought the Twilight pic was pretty funny.
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    hahahahahaha arghhhahhahahaha man am i glad i'm not that keeper
  6. #81
    hmn i've been looking for a thread in which to dump this

    YouTube - Barcelona vs AC Milan 1-1 - Inzaghi's Goal (25-08-10)
  7. #82
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    It is most definitely a flop. It's been examined in slomo, frame by frame. If I feel like it, I'll find the gif that shows it even more clearly
    It's a flop. I saw the game. It was analyzed in TRUE slow mo. Why don't people just go back watching a game where only 2 positions require brains... QB and coach.
  8. #83
    Quote Originally Posted by sweetlemon69 View Post
    It's a flop. I saw the game. It was analyzed in TRUE slow mo. Why don't people just go back watching a game where only 2 positions require brains... QB and coach.
    you mean handegg?
  9. #84
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    hmn i've been looking for a thread in which to dump this

    YouTube - Barcelona vs AC Milan 1-1 - Inzaghi's Goal (25-08-10)
    gay.


    try this:

    YouTube - Sick goal by Sidney Crosby

    your move, soccer.
  10. #85
    lol

    smart goal but that was a bit of a tap in, it really doesn't compare with inzaghi's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    lol

    smart goal but that was a bit of a tap in, it really doesn't compare with inzaghi's
    haha, bit of a tap in... that's cute.

    Maybe we'll sample a little bit of:

    YouTube - Ovechkin on his back

    Or

    YouTube - Amazing goal by Rick Nash against Coyotes
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    haha, bit of a tap in... that's cute.

    Maybe we'll sample a little bit of:

    YouTube - Ovechkin on his back

    Or

    YouTube - Amazing goal by Rick Nash against Coyotes
    lmao, awesome. best part was the rick nash one where he lines the shot up on the open net for like 5 seconds
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post
    lmao, awesome. best part was the rick nash one where he lines the shot up on the open net for like 5 seconds
    He's flicking it from his foot to his stick. He shoots immediately.
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  14. #89
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    haha, bit of a tap in... that's cute.

    Maybe we'll sample a little bit of:

    YouTube - Ovechkin on his back

    Or

    YouTube - Amazing goal by Rick Nash against Coyotes
    fuck yeah that's more like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    what exactly does holding the face when nothing hits you in the face mean? is it like when someone looks at his hand OTB and immediately puts his sunglasses on and covers his face with his hat while it's UTG's turn to act?
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    lol soccer
  19. #94
    I don't hate soccer. The World Cup games can be pretty exciting and I generally watch them.

    I'm impressed by soccer fans singing songs all game long. In the U.S. we don't do that, except in college games. The Eagles actually have a fight song that plays after touchdowns, but the fans don't compose songs about opposing players. The closest thing I guess is hockey fans chanting, "Crosby sucks" or something, which is pretty lame in comparison.

    The problem with soccer is there's no fucking stats! Americans like to argue over stats. Ted Williams or Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays. Chamberlain (ZOMG LOOK AT THE STATS) vs. Russell (ZOMG COUNT THE RINGZZZZ). And we're always looking for ways to find more advanced stats.
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    Which reminds me, my favourite anti Liverpool song: (to the tune of clementine)

    Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put a scouser on the top.
    Put the city in the middle and then burn the fucking lot.
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    Nothing beats going to a soccer game here in Korea.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  22. #97
    West Ham Vs Cardiff tonight.

    C'MON YOU FUCKING IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Oh yeah you're a West Ham fan... good result for you guys. We've got Blackpool away tonight, won't be watching though, I'm at a gig.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  24. #99
    Revisiting a classic..

  25. #100
    that guy's a total douche, but the fans are petarded.
  26. #101
    I take it back. All of it. Every last bit

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    SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
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    FOOTBALL RULES
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    I think that the skill argument comes down to semantics and that Illfavor is right. Skill does not equal flair. It takes skill to become the best in the world at any competitive field.

    It's perfectly valid to feel that football isn't the best sport in the world. But what makes it the greatest is that it requires very little equipment. There's no doubt it has flaws, some quite horrible ones, but it is the only worldwide athletic team sport. So if you want to think that icerink is a better sport, feel free. If want to think that the existence of draws makes football unexciting (lolol), feel free. But realise your arguments will never be anything other than weak hypotheticals in a world that, for once, is too busy having a great time to give a flying fuck about what the Americans have to say.
    top notch post, this

    lol at this ridiculous thread
  30. #105
    Fuck Soccer.
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    SOCCER CAN SUCK A BAG OF BABY DICKS
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