ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

[aka_red]

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

[will641]

this doesnt sound quick and easy at all. if i were to give my money to you and have you invest it, now that is a get rich quick scheme.

[a500lbgorilla]

i did this for my first $10 mil. It's really invigorating and rewarding work early on but before long you step back and see that you're really just murdering people. It gets harder and harder every day after. Still doesn't dull the fun of being rich though!

[OP]

[Stacks]

standard

[Galapogos]

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

[GatorJH]

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

He would look pretty smart for grabbing while the price was down.

note to self - don't get investing advice from Mr. GalapOgos

[Stacks]

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

He would look pretty smart for grabbing while the price was down.

note to self - don't get investing advice from Mr. GalapOgos

Unless the cost of slaves shot up so that he would make a larger profit re-selling the slaves rather than slicing and dicing, amirite?

[Pig_Vomit]

The problem is where do we find a reliable customer for our organs that isn’t gonna rat us out to the feds. Can we just put em on e bay or some sort of equivalent? I had a similar idea with pimping out saragent mothers and selling babies. If we can find a reliable organ/baby dealer where pretty much golden.

[Chelle]

This is a horrible idea. Replace slaves with inmates.

[Ragnar4]

replace? Simply add to the pool! Innmates AND slaves.

This is a horrible idea. Replace slaves with terrorists.

fyp
Obama's on it to fix the US economy
remember he said he was going to close down Guantanamo bay? well he never said where they'd be going

[wufwugy]

you can buy a child in haiti for like 50$

[Luco]

$50 per child? excellent. It also neatly avoids the moral objection to putting bits of terrorist inside other people.

[bode]

you can buy a child in haiti for like 50$

jyms will be excited to find this out

[BigPapi]

I was going to say, go get your own slaves for free and cut out the middle man, but for 50$ why bother.

[bigspenda73]

hate to admit it but I read OP and didn't think it was the worst idea in the world.

[BennyLaRue]

Soylent Green is people?

[bigred]

+ Jonas Brothers

[Warpe]

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[bigred]

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quality

[ensign_lee]

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

Not very dumb at all. Because he would have bought at the bottom.

Buy high sell low amirite?

[a500lbgorilla]

This is a horrible idea. Replace slaves with inmates.

so that 35 million convicted pot smokers can be part of your sick meat supply?! Dont you have a shred of decency in you, you monster!