Alright this is pretty fucking long, but it's probably worth it, even if only for posterity.


Nov 15 15:56:17 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> FUCK
Nov 15 15:56:18 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> FUCK
Nov 15 15:56:19 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> FUCK
Nov 15 15:56:19 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> FUCK
Nov 15 15:56:20 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> FUCK
Nov 15 15:56:20 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> FUCK
Nov 15 15:56:23 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> imbroken down
Nov 15 15:56:27 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> on the side of the fucking road
Nov 15 15:56:30 <dranger|getdrunkmofos> WTF
Nov 15 15:56:35 <m2m> [x] owned
Nov 15 15:56:39 <m2m> how are u at ur comp?
Nov 15 15:56:39 * dranger|getdrunkmofos is now known as dranger|pissed
Nov 15 15:56:45 <dranger|pissed> i haz a laptop sir
Nov 15 15:56:50 <dranger|pissed> with an alltell wireles card
Nov 15 15:56:58 <dranger|pissed> F
Nov 15 15:56:58 <dranger|pissed> M
Nov 15 15:56:59 <dranger|pissed> L
Nov 15 15:57:13 <dranger|pissed> shit man
Nov 15 15:57:14 <dranger|pissed> im so fucked
Nov 15 15:57:16 <dranger|pissed> ;(
Nov 15 15:57:23 <dranger|pissed> im not sure if its becuz no gas
Nov 15 15:57:33 <m2m> okay dranger
Nov 15 15:57:35 <dranger|pissed> or becuz i havent had an oil change in like 390582305983 miles
Nov 15 15:57:43 <m2m> how far away are u from the nearest something?
Nov 15 15:57:54 <dranger|pissed> um
Nov 15 15:58:01 <dranger|pissed> im about 3 miles from the last exit
Nov 15 15:58:06 <dranger|pissed> im on the freeway
Nov 15 15:58:13 <m2m> put your hood up
Nov 15 15:58:28 <m2m> lmao
Nov 15 15:58:31 <dranger|pissed> fuck
Nov 15 15:58:32 <dranger|pissed> dude like
Nov 15 15:58:39 <dranger|pissed> ppl just keep driving anymore
Nov 15 15:58:43 <m2m> did u put ur hood up?
Nov 15 15:58:44 <dranger|pissed> keep driving by*
Nov 15 15:58:45 <dranger|pissed> LIKE WTF
Nov 15 15:58:46 <dranger|pissed> no
Nov 15 15:58:49 <m2m> do it
Nov 15 15:58:51 <dranger|pissed> wtf would that do
Nov 15 15:58:51 <m2m> that way
Nov 15 15:58:54 <m2m> when a cop goes by
Nov 15 15:58:56 <dranger|pissed> ppl r just gonna drive by
Nov 15 15:58:57 <m2m> he'll stop
Nov 15 15:58:57 <dranger|pissed> UM
Nov 15 15:58:58 <dranger|pissed> NO
Nov 15 15:59:01 <dranger|pissed> FFS
Nov 15 15:59:03 <dranger|pissed> if a cop stops
Nov 15 15:59:06 <dranger|pissed> i go to jail broham
Nov 15 15:59:09 <m2m> why
Nov 15 15:59:13 <dranger|pissed> um
Nov 15 15:59:17 <dranger|pissed> cuz im a deserter?
Nov 15 15:59:19 <m2m> .....
Nov 15 15:59:28 <m2m> u might wanna get the fuck away from your vehicle
Nov 15 15:59:28 <dranger|pissed> lol
Nov 15 15:59:35 <dranger|pissed> FUCK
Nov 15 15:59:36 <dranger|pissed> FUCK
Nov 15 15:59:37 <dranger|pissed> FUCK
Nov 15 15:59:41 <kiwiMark> You haz internet, you haz skype
Nov 15 15:59:43 <kiwiMark> can't you call your brother
Nov 15 15:59:51 <dranger|pissed> u can use skype that way?
Nov 15 15:59:56 <m2m> yea
Nov 15 15:59:57 <kiwiMark> Presumably you also haz cellphone
Nov 15 16:00:00 <m2m> call ur bro
Nov 15 16:00:03 <kiwiMark> yeah, you'll need to buy credit for it though
Nov 15 16:00:03 <m2m> or whoever
Nov 15 16:00:08 <m2m> and get them to get to u asap
Nov 15 16:00:10 <m2m> dont put ur hood up
Nov 15 16:00:13 <dranger|pissed> yea
Nov 15 16:00:17 <m2m> since u dont want attention
Nov 15 16:01:05 <dranger|pissed> yea
Nov 15 16:01:11 <dranger|pissed> i just shut off my caution lights too
Nov 15 16:01:24 <m2m> hmm
Nov 15 16:01:28 <m2m> maybe u should put those back on
Nov 15 16:01:30 <kiwiMark> Dunno abotu that one
Nov 15 16:01:30 <kiwiMark> Yeah
Nov 15 16:01:37 <m2m> looks less suspcious
Nov 15 16:01:48 <m2m> and police will stop if yuor vehicle is shut off i believe
Nov 15 16:01:57 <Illfavor> lol
Nov 15 16:01:58 <Illfavor> dranger
Nov 15 16:02:06 <m2m> make it look like you're just talling a phone call or something ldo
Nov 15 16:02:09 <Illfavor> So much lols
Nov 15 16:02:13 <kiwiMark> Illfavor's black, ask him how to evade the police
Nov 15 16:02:28 <dranger|pissed> lmao
Nov 15 16:02:29 <dranger|pissed> so yea
Nov 15 16:02:30 <Illfavor> Live in a high-income area.
Nov 15 16:02:31 <dranger|pissed> to use skype to call
Nov 15 16:02:41 <dranger|pissed> u need "skype credit" which i dont have
Nov 15 16:02:49 <m2m> u get so many free ones dont u?
Nov 15 16:02:58 <dranger|pissed> apparently not :/
Nov 15 16:03:01 <kiwiMark> Do you have a credit card or something on you?
Nov 15 16:03:08 <m2m> use your cell phone
Nov 15 16:03:16 <dranger|pissed> my cell phone is dead obv
Nov 15 16:03:19 <dranger|pissed>
Nov 15 16:03:21 <dranger|pissed> yea
Nov 15 16:03:22 <dranger|pissed> im boned
Nov 15 16:03:23 <m2m> wow
Nov 15 16:03:25 <dranger|pissed> all the fucking way around
Nov 15 16:03:27 <m2m> start walking?
Nov 15 16:03:29 <Illfavor> lol
Nov 15 16:03:34 <dranger|pissed> to where?
Nov 15 16:03:36 <Illfavor> I'm saving this chat
Nov 15 16:03:37 <dranger|pissed> like seriously
Nov 15 16:03:41 <m2m> ok
Nov 15 16:03:42 <m2m> go on msn
Nov 15 16:03:46 <m2m> try and find someone u know
Nov 15 16:03:49 <dranger|pissed> im on aim
Nov 15 16:03:51 <dranger|pissed> no one is on :/
Nov 15 16:03:52 <m2m> and tell em to come get u
Nov 15 16:03:52 <m2m> w/e
Nov 15 16:03:53 <m2m> wtf
Nov 15 16:03:56 <dranger|pissed> yea dude
Nov 15 16:04:00 <m2m> um
Nov 15 16:04:01 <dranger|pissed> theyre all waiting for me
Nov 15 16:04:05 <m2m> get a newer car?
Nov 15 16:04:09 <dranger|pissed> LOL
Nov 15 16:04:10 <m2m> or a phone that doesnt die?
Nov 15 16:04:11 <dranger|pissed> i believe
Nov 15 16:04:14 <dranger|pissed> im out of gas
Nov 15 16:04:14 <dranger|pissed> :/
Nov 15 16:04:17 <m2m> wtf
Nov 15 16:04:18 <dranger|pissed> and my wallet
Nov 15 16:04:20 <Illfavor> wat
Nov 15 16:04:21 <dranger|pissed> is at the apartment
Nov 15 16:04:23 <Illfavor> wat
Nov 15 16:04:25 <dranger|pissed> that im currently heading to
Nov 15 16:04:29 <m2m> how do u not brnig ur wallet when u drive
Nov 15 16:04:30 <Illfavor> You are a fucking idiot.
Nov 15 16:04:32 <m2m> how do u not check ur gas
Nov 15 16:04:35 <m2m> before u go on the freeway
Nov 15 16:04:37 <m2m> also
Nov 15 16:04:42 <m2m> do u even have your DL on u?
Nov 15 16:04:47 <dranger|pissed> nope
Nov 15 16:04:49 <m2m> and are u drivnig home drunk?
Nov 15 16:04:51 <dranger|pissed> its in the wallet
Nov 15 16:04:51 <Illfavor> Idiot.
Nov 15 16:04:53 <dranger|pissed> lol no
Nov 15 16:04:55 <m2m> cuz i believe u said
Nov 15 16:04:56 <dranger|pissed> i havent been drinking
Nov 15 16:04:58 <m2m> im gonna get drunk tonight
Nov 15 16:05:04 <dranger|pissed> i was on my way to GET drunk
Nov 15 16:05:06 <dranger|pissed> and this shit happened
Nov 15 16:05:08 <m2m> so what were u gonna do with ur car/
Nov 15 16:05:19 <dranger|pissed> im going to my apartment
Nov 15 16:05:22 <m2m> ah
Nov 15 16:07:20 <Illfavor> Gl dranger
Nov 15 16:07:33 <dranger|pissed> im just LOVING
Nov 15 16:07:36 <dranger|pissed> that ppl wont stop
Nov 15 16:07:43 <Illfavor> I wouldnt.
Nov 15 16:08:07 <dranger|pissed> thats becuz ur an asshole
Nov 15 16:08:09 <dranger|pissed>
Nov 15 16:08:15 <Illfavor> No
Nov 15 16:08:18 <Illfavor> I don't like getting killed
Nov 15 16:08:21 <dranger|pissed> ive stopped multiple times to either give ppl rides, or help themout on the side of the road
Nov 15 16:08:48 <Illfavor> Yea
Nov 15 16:08:52 <Illfavor> and you're in this spot now
Nov 15 16:08:54 <Illfavor> For the same reason
Nov 15 16:08:58 <Illfavor> You're a fucking idiot
Nov 15 16:09:10 <Illfavor> I have AAA.
Nov 15 16:09:13 <Illfavor> They take care of me.
Nov 15 16:09:14 <dranger|pissed> lol
Nov 15 16:11:31 <Illfavor> U drunk at all
Nov 15 16:11:35 <Illfavor> ?
Nov 15 16:11:52 <m2m> lol AAA
Nov 15 16:11:55 <m2m> I have CAA
Nov 15 16:11:58 <m2m> but
Nov 15 16:12:07 <m2m> i also drive my dads sedan
Nov 15 16:12:10 <m2m> which 1 wont break down
Nov 15 16:12:13 <m2m> 2 always has gas
Nov 15 16:12:21 <Illfavor> Such a leech
Nov 15 16:12:22 <m2m> and 3 has onstar
Nov 15 16:12:26 <m2m> talk abuot preparation imo
Nov 15 16:12:40 <m2m> u should always make sure ur cell is charged too before u go out
Nov 15 16:12:48 <m2m> and driving w/o a dl is an offence?
Nov 15 16:12:55 <m2m> be funny if u had drugs in the car too
Nov 15 16:13:03 <m2m> just to top off everything
Nov 15 16:13:35 <m2m> dranger what road r u on? i wanna google earth this and see whats near u
Nov 15 16:14:38 <dranger|pissed> YES
Nov 15 16:14:38 <dranger|pissed> YE
Nov 15 16:14:39 <dranger|pissed> SYE
Nov 15 16:14:39 <dranger|pissed> EYS
Nov 15 16:14:39 <dranger|pissed> ESY
Nov 15 16:14:40 <dranger|pissed> YES
Nov 15 16:14:40 <dranger|pissed> YE
Nov 15 16:14:43 <dranger|pissed> YESESYES
Nov 15 16:14:45 <dranger|pissed> ESY
Nov 15 16:14:46 <m2m> cop coming?
Nov 15 16:14:47 <dranger|pissed> ESYY
Nov 15 16:14:47 <m2m> gl sir
Nov 15 16:14:49 <dranger|pissed> Y
Nov 15 16:14:51 <Illfavor> lol
Nov 15 16:14:51 <dranger|pissed> Y
Nov 15 16:14:52 <dranger|pissed> EY
Nov 15 16:14:53 <Illfavor> yea, gl
Nov 15 16:14:55 <dranger|pissed> YES
Nov 15 16:14:57 <dranger|pissed> ESYEYY
Nov 15 16:14:59 <dranger|pissed> kiwi
Nov 15 16:15:00 <m2m> might wanna start runnin
Nov 15 16:15:01 <dranger|pissed> is my new fav person
Nov 15 16:15:03 <dranger|pissed> lol no
Nov 15 16:15:05 <dranger|pissed> if there was a cop
Nov 15 16:15:07 <m2m> wat did he do??
Nov 15 16:15:07 <dranger|pissed> my ass is gone
Nov 15 16:15:10 <m2m>
Nov 15 16:15:17 <m2m> pls dont do anything stupid tonight
Nov 15 16:15:20 <dranger|pissed> he let me on his skype
Nov 15 16:15:27 <dranger|pissed> that had credits
Nov 15 16:15:30 <dranger|pissed> so i got ahold of my friends
Nov 15 16:15:31 <Illfavor> lol
Nov 15 16:15:35 <dranger|pissed> and theyre coming to get me lol
Nov 15 16:15:37 <m2m> nice
Nov 15 16:15:41 <m2m> nh mark
Nov 15 16:15:43 <m2m> you're a good guy
Nov 15 16:15:45 <kiwiMark> ezgame

Part Two

Nov 15 16:15:48 * dranger|pissed fires up some tables while i wait
Nov 15 16:15:53 <m2m> lmao
Nov 15 16:16:01 <dranger|pissed> lol
Nov 15 16:16:04 <dranger|pissed> god man
Nov 15 16:16:06 <dranger|pissed> i fail so hard
Nov 15 16:16:07 <kiwiMark> rofl how sick is that, chilling on the freeway gambling when a cop rocks up with a warrant for you
Nov 15 16:16:08 <dranger|pissed> like l
Nov 15 16:16:09 <dranger|pissed> o
Nov 15 16:16:09 <dranger|pissed> l
Nov 15 16:16:15 <dranger|pissed> LOL
Nov 15 16:16:21 <dranger|pissed> hey whats up pig
Nov 15 16:16:26 <dranger|pissed> lemme just ship this $80 pot
Nov 15 16:16:33 <dranger|pissed> then u can handcuff me, aight?
Nov 15 16:16:43 <Illfavor> Yea
Nov 15 16:16:47 <Illfavor> that would impress him.
Nov 15 16:16:59 <m2m> lmao
Nov 15 16:17:05 <dranger|pissed> lol
Nov 15 16:17:19 * dranger|pissed is now known as drangerPRAYS
Nov 15 16:20:19 <drangerPRAYS> god
Nov 15 16:20:32 <drangerPRAYS> i dont know why i come into IRC and tell u guys about my problems
Nov 15 16:20:33 <drangerPRAYS> cuz like
Nov 15 16:20:42 <drangerPRAYS> i fuck up often enough without bringing irl stuff into it
Nov 15 16:20:47 <m2m> lol
Nov 15 16:20:48 <drangerPRAYS> ill never live this shit down
Nov 15 16:20:50 <Illfavor> lol
Nov 15 16:20:56 <kiwiMark> True story.
Nov 15 16:21:12 <Illfavor> lol
Nov 15 16:22:31 <drangerPRAYS> my windows are foggin up :3
Nov 15 16:22:33 <drangerPRAYS> GETTIN STEAMY IN HER
Nov 15 16:22:42 * drangerPRAYS is now known as dranger
Nov 15 16:23:25 <dranger> FUCK
Nov 15 16:23:27 <dranger> i have to shit now
Nov 15 16:23:27 <dranger> W
Nov 15 16:23:28 <dranger> T
Nov 15 16:23:28 <dranger> F
Nov 15 16:23:31 <kiwiMark> Hahah
Nov 15 16:23:35 <dranger> and im at least 2 miles
Nov 15 16:23:36 <kiwiMark> clench, son, clench
Nov 15 16:23:38 <dranger> from the nearest shitter
Nov 15 16:23:41 <dranger> god fucking dam
Nov 15 16:23:43 <dranger> this night
Nov 15 16:24:01 * Illfavor has quit (Quit: Quitting!)
Nov 15 16:24:54 <dranger> has WIN! written all over it
Nov 15 16:24:54 <dranger> friends show up
Nov 15 16:24:54 <dranger> ive shit my pants
Nov 15 16:24:55 <dranger> cops are arresting me
Nov 15 16:24:56 <dranger> lol
Nov 15 16:24:58 <dranger> should be interesting :P
Nov 15 16:25:27 <kiwiMark> rofl and you're just struggling like "I'VE GOT THE NUTS ON TABLE FOUR AND I'M GONNA TIME OUT LET GO OF ME"
Nov 15 16:25:44 <dranger> lol
Nov 15 16:25:51 <dranger> CLICK RAISE
Nov 15 16:25:53 <dranger> CLICK
Nov 15 16:25:54 <dranger> FUCKING
Nov 15 16:25:54 <dranger> RAISE
Nov 15 16:26:01 <dranger> PLZ!
Nov 15 16:28:58 <dranger> idk if imma be able to tame this beast of a shit tho
Nov 15 16:29:02 <dranger> its got a mind of its own i think
Nov 15 16:29:10 <kiwiMark> haha wtf, I've never needed to shit that bad
Nov 15 16:29:14 <kiwiMark> unless I'd been like running
Nov 15 16:29:23 <dranger> well
Nov 15 16:29:25 <dranger> its not that bad yet
Nov 15 16:29:29 <dranger> but its starting to get worse
Nov 15 16:29:32 <kiwiMark> how far away are friends?
Nov 15 16:29:33 <dranger> and i KNOW
Nov 15 16:29:43 <dranger> i got at least like 30-45 minutes b4 i reach a toilet
Nov 15 16:29:45 <dranger> well
Nov 15 16:29:49 <dranger> i just got on the freeway
Nov 15 16:29:54 <dranger> so its like 20 minute drive there
Nov 15 16:30:00 <dranger> but they gotta stop and get gas
Nov 15 16:30:05 <dranger> pass me going the opposite direction
Nov 15 16:30:16 <dranger> turn around so they get on my side
Nov 15 16:30:25 <kiwiMark> Yeah, adds up
Nov 15 16:30:29 <dranger> fill up my car, then drive another 20 minutes to the apartment
Nov 15 16:30:35 <dranger> yea lol
Nov 15 16:30:43 * dranger is getting worried hes gonna have to use leaves and grass
Nov 15 16:30:49 <dranger> ;(
Nov 15 16:30:58 <kiwiMark> Fun surprise for the girl you're meeting imo
Nov 15 16:31:10 <dranger> lmao
Nov 15 16:31:21 <dranger> thankfully
Nov 15 16:31:22 <dranger> this is like a dead highway
Nov 15 16:31:31 <dranger> so slim chance of pig
Nov 15 16:31:37 <kiwiMark> =)
Nov 15 16:31:56 <dranger> like not having my DL is bad enuff
Nov 15 16:31:57 <dranger> lol
Nov 15 16:31:59 <dranger> but fuck

Nov 15 16:47:03 <dranger> well
Nov 15 16:47:07 <dranger> im driving atm
Nov 15 16:47:11 <dranger> so i better stop typing
Nov 15 16:47:14 <dranger> bai!