Georgia--See Mississippi and Alabama except Atlanta, which sucks for different reasons.

Illinois--Everyone's a fat Bears fan, and Chicago's cold as fuck.

Iowa--where?

Kansas--"The Boring State"

Maryland--Contains the worst part of I-95 and also Baltimore, the crackwhore of American cities.

North Carolina--gave the world Petey Pablo, no need to thank us.

North Dakota--Frozen wasteland. 84 people live there.

Oregon--Fucking hippies

Pennsylvania--Fucking Amish

South Carolina--Still flies the confederate flag. Nuff said...

Tennessee--Hee Haw

Wyoming--Home state of Darth Cheney and gay cowboys.