here i have some good ones about south dakota

-there's nothing there
-your cities are run down and shitty
-your landscape sucks
-wall drug is gay
-your roads have too much construction
-Abortion was banned by the government
-you wear cowboy hats and look funny and are dirty AND are white trash.
-your primary contribution to the country is meth labs.
-you're poor as shit.
-there are no eating establishments there outside of your two major cities and gas stations.
-it is flat as shit.

if i think of any more i'll let you know.