I'm done, have a nice life

[lambchopdc]

Today this forum made me angrier than I ever have been in recent memory. I wont be around anymore, anyone who cares to get ahold of me, you most likely know how, if not, you probably know who does.

To all of you here who dont have a cocky holier than tho attitude, I wish you the best and I hope you all succeed.

To those of you who think you are the shit and the best players on the planet, and feel the need to put down others for no other reason than to boost your own ego, Karma will bite you in the ass, it always does.

Goodbye everybody, it was fun.

[lolzzz_321]

Your bills keep adding up, to be alone you prefer
Bill collectors steady calling, starting to get on your nerves
Your rent due on the first, but right now it's the third
Telling yourself it's gon get better, but ain't believing a word
Feel like it's hard to deal, tomorrow it's hard as steel
Not to mention the realest member, of your family is getting ill
Tell me it isn't so, tell me it isn't real
In the mist of all the drama, you take a lil' time to kneel
To deal you take a pill, just to deal with the drama
You thinking your life sinking, and there isn't a plumber
They tell you what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger
You'd have to be a Superman, to live as much as me partna
(They tell you stay strong)you're trying, but help is just what you dialing
Cause the room is a monsoon, that's never gon get to drying
The storm is moving on, and you thinking these people lying
They saying they had it worse, but how come they all keep on smiling

[lolzzz_321]

They told me that pain was just in the frame, the irony of that
Cause that was the slogan showing, when they tried to see my tats
Never knew what was in the skin, would finally be a fact
Feeling like mother nature's, right behind me with a gat
Take that, the rain's loud on the window when it taps
To hell with the time, I thought that I could finally be relaxed
Tired of being po', yeah trying to leave the rats
Walk out to see three of your tires, that be on flat
And that one tire, left a sign of hope
That helps you to keep on grinding, when you kinda broke
That helps you to keep composure, up around your folk
That keeps from trying to wrap a rope, around your throat
Don't choke, you feeling like giving up
Life isn't a million bucks, you feeling like living sucks
God's telling you hear your boy, but you don't wanna give him trust
Mama telling you pay your tithes, and you yell at her back, "for what"
So the pastor can ride faster, to get some rims on his truck
I don't think that they'll miss, ten percent of negative bucks
Put some Henny up in your cup, your problems will start to drown
But soon as your buzz leaves, then problems come back around damn

[givememyleg]

Today this forum made me angrier than I ever have been in recent memory. I wont be around anymore, anyone who cares to get ahold of me, you most likely know how, if not, you probably know who does.

To all of you here who dont have a cocky holier than tho attitude, I wish you the best and I hope you all succeed.

To those of you who think you are the shit and the best players on the planet, and feel the need to put down others for no other reason than to boost your own ego, Karma will bite you in the ass, it always does.

Goodbye everybody, it was fun.

Good luck with all you do lamb.

[AHiltz]

Holy shat. I thought we had to be at least 18 to play online poker.

[Rondavu]

Christ, I feel like the janitor at Chernobyl.

[Miffed22001]

Christ, I feel like the janitor at Chernobyl.

isnt he dead?

[thenonsequitur]

Huh?? What did I miss that caused this? Is there a thread somewhere I'm not seeing.

[lolzzz_321]

BAd beats forum I think

[Rondavu]

Christ, I feel like the janitor at Chernobyl.

isnt he dead?

Ya, but at first he had no idea why everyone was melting. He just kept mopping up the puddles of skin until his face caught on fire.

[Miffed22001]

Christ, I feel like the janitor at Chernobyl.

isnt he dead?

Ya, but at first he had no idea why everyone was melting. He just kept mopping up the puddles of skin until his face caught on fire.

nice

[gabe]

if you cant take posts on a message board how do you expect to take bad beats in a card game?

[bode]

if you dont want to be here, then leave. i still cant understand why people who dont want to be here have to post one last "im leaving, feel sorry for me, and ill probly be back under another name" thread.

gg imaturity

[gabe]

just to let everyone know what he said to me in that bad beat thread:

"Gabe, you sir are the biggest FUCKING PRICK ever in this forum. You are arrogant waste of life asshole. You do not deserve to be a mod. You do not deserve any respect you get. Go suck a fucking dick. The amount of shit that people talk about you behind your back amazes me. Well over half the people here hate your fucking guts, I'm just one of the few that will say it. Every since I first posted on this forum, you have been nothing but a douchebag."

half of you hate my guts???? damn

[Rondavu]

Seriously Lamb, stop acting like a girl. Say you're sorry and we'll let you come back.

[Trikflow77]

good luck to you lambchop

[Warpe]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

it's a love/hate thing half of the time

[bode]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

im kind of partial to your guts, actually

[Warpe]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

im kind of partial to your guts, actually

ZOMG! A ZOMBIE!!!

[Miffed22001]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

it's a love/hate thing half of the time

Poll anyone?

[thenonsequitur]

just to let everyone know what he said to me in that bad beat thread:

"Gabe, you sir are the biggest FUCKING PRICK ever in this forum. You are arrogant waste of life asshole. You do not deserve to be a mod. You do not deserve any respect you get. Go suck a fucking dick. The amount of shit that people talk about you behind your back amazes me. Well over half the people here hate your fucking guts, I'm just one of the few that will say it. Every since I first posted on this forum, you have been nothing but a douchebag."

half of you hate my guts???? damn

FTR had so much fun talking shit about you behind your back and lamb here has to go expose FTR for what it is (a gabe-hating-machine basically). Shame, lamb.

[Miffed22001]

MY EGO IS BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO!

[ensign_lee]

The grass is always greener on the other side. Good luck, lamb.

[dsaxton]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

Why would people like you?

[bode]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

Why would people like you?

cause he is a balla, obv.

[Miffed22001]

i sense another period of martial law after this thread.

[Renton]

i sense another period of martial law after this thread.

You overestimate the importance of these two threads.

[flomo]

good luck lamb

[Rondavu]

I sense a period in this thread.

[gabe]

official gabe-hater list:
lambchop
dsaxton
doggz (bye!)
demiparadigm

feel free to add your name!

edited to add demi

[Miffs_mom]

official gabe haters list:
everyone

feel free to add your name!

[Trikflow77]

official gabe-hater list:
lambchop
dsaxton
doggz (bye!)

feel free to add your name!

can there be a "wants to spoon with gabe" list?

Im first in line on that one

[bode]

what about the guy you and rilla almost got in a fight with saturday. i think he might hate you.

[Lukie]

Comedy gold.

[gabe]

what about the guy you and rilla almost got in a fight with saturday. i think he might hate you.

nah, we were breaking up a fight between two of my friends. rilla is a bad storyteller so that might not have been clear.

[Miffs_mom]

FTR is pathetic.. just another witch hunt

[bode]

what about the guy you and rilla almost got in a fight with saturday. i think he might hate you.

nah, we were breaking up a fight between two of my friends. rilla is a bad storyteller so that might not have been clear.

lukie probly should have told that story

[flomo]

FTR is pathetic.. just another witch hunt

Doggz?
that you?
very funny name, whoever it is

[Demiparadigm]

edited to add demi

lol

I am sure you have some redeeming qualities that have just been overshadowed by your prick-douchebag demeanor.

[Lukie]

what about the guy you and rilla almost got in a fight with saturday. i think he might hate you.

nah, we were breaking up a fight between two of my friends. rilla is a bad storyteller so that might not have been clear.

lukie probly should have told that story

I think I'm going to write a story about this thread at a later date.

edit: I might havta fold preflop on this one.

[Rondavu]

Good luck Lamb. I wish you the best. I seriously have nothing against you. When I was a kid, the bullies in school would be beating up some helpless geek, and I'd walk over to say "WTF, no one invited me for a punch?"

Take life easy. Take poker easier. Roll with the lunches. Eat up the punches.

[Warpe]

I think I'm going to write a story about this thread after I work out.

fyp

[Lukie]

Warpe, you never fail to make me laugh, even if I'm often the target of your humor. NH sir.

BTW, how are the grandkids doing?

[jackvance]

half of you hate my guts???? damn

Why would people like you?

cause he is a balla, obv.

you beat me to it..

[ville18]

how immature behavior for a mod.

[Miffs_mom]

how immature behavior for a mod.

yup, FTR sure knows how to pick its mods.. Gabe gets jealous that someone hits a big win and balantly hopes he loses it... not to mention he calls people fish... FTR is so poorly ran now, it seems pretty obvious that the people that run it only care about the rake they generate when people sign up through their ads... I mean if they had any common sense and actually read the forum.. theres no way they would let Gabe be a mod..

[Miffed22001]

I think I'm going to write a story about this thread after I work out.

fyp

plz add and fake tan myself to this fyp.

thx

[Miffed22001]

official gabe-hater list:
lambchop
dsaxton
doggz (bye!)
demiparadigm

feel free to add your name!

edited to add demi

would it be stating the obvious to suggest that if a number of people dislike you, then you are obviously doing something that annoys several people?
Or is that way to obvious...?

[bode]

Warpe, you never fail to make me laugh, even if I'm often the target of your humor. NH sir.

BTW, how are the grandkids doing?

ZING!!!!

[LimpinAintEZ]

Today this forum made me angrier than I ever have been in recent memory. I wont be around anymore, anyone who cares to get ahold of me, you most likely know how, if not, you probably know who does.

To all of you here who dont have a cocky holier than tho attitude, I wish you the best and I hope you all succeed.

To those of you who think you are the shit and the best players on the planet, and feel the need to put down others for no other reason than to boost your own ego, Karma will bite you in the ass, it always does.

Goodbye everybody, it was fun.

i had to laugh reading this - first off, i don't have a holier than thou attitude but i have seen you dish it out over and over and over...What kinda pussy does it take to just dish it and dish it and then get all butt-hurt as soon as someone does it to you? You did it to me and I didn't post one of these stupid things - Do you think you are SO damn important that FTR is going to crash w/out you? to quote one of your own famous line "Who the Fuck do you think you are????"

Aside from all the bs, i thought you actually had SOME good things to offer around here - And even though im not a psych major, im going to break it down as to the episode of events -

1 - You have been running so bad that you had to take time off from poker. 1st off here, Im guessing it has everything to do with ego - After I won a 555 person tourney i felt invincible for months - everytime I sat I expected to win and just dominate people - It doesn't work like that and it seems that you can't handle that....which leads me to

2- You came back and expected everything to just fall in place like it should, cause you are that great - It didn't - all the "bad beats" you posted were not really bad beats but just more a bitching session - Fuck I could post 1000 hands where the best hand beat me - If the better hand catches your gutshot for the nuts, how is that a bad beat? Your drawing at non nut hands and calling them bad beats?

3 - People called you on this (coco bill said some things about how you played a hand or 2) and despite people in the bad beat forum doing this to EVERY SINGLE PLAYER, apparently you are off limits??? Cause then you started arguing about it...How many times have you responded to someones 2 outer with a shitty remark? Plenty of time...So you give zero sympathy in the bad beat forum, and then expect it from others? wow -

anyway, drop the sensitivity shit and get ahold of yourself...its obviuos that you have some real talent, but that doesn't mean that you are just going to sit down and win every session - get real, grow up a bit, and come on back....

[PU$$Y]

haha another tourney donk bites the dust

[Miffs_mom]

Today this forum made me angrier than I ever have been in recent memory. I wont be around anymore, anyone who cares to get ahold of me, you most likely know how, if not, you probably know who does.

To all of you here who dont have a cocky holier than tho attitude, I wish you the best and I hope you all succeed.

To those of you who think you are the shit and the best players on the planet, and feel the need to put down others for no other reason than to boost your own ego, Karma will bite you in the ass, it always does.

Goodbye everybody, it was fun.

i had to laugh reading this - first off, i don't have a holier than thou attitude but i have seen you dish it out over and over and over...What kinda pussy does it take to just dish it and dish it and then get all butt-hurt as soon as someone does it to you? You did it to me and I didn't post one of these stupid things - Do you think you are SO damn important that FTR is going to crash w/out you? to quote one of your own famous line "Who the Fuck do you think you are????"

Aside from all the bs, i thought you actually had SOME good things to offer around here - And even though im not a psych major, im going to break it down as to the episode of events -

1 - You have been running so bad that you had to take time off from poker. 1st off here, Im guessing it has everything to do with ego - After I won a 555 person tourney i felt invincible for months - everytime I sat I expected to win and just dominate people - It doesn't work like that and it seems that you can't handle that....which leads me to

2- You came back and expected everything to just fall in place like it should, cause you are that great - It didn't - all the "bad beats" you posted were not really bad beats but just more a bitching session - Fuck I could post 1000 hands where the best hand beat me - If the better hand catches your gutshot for the nuts, how is that a bad beat? Your drawing at non nut hands and calling them bad beats?

3 - People called you on this (coco bill said some things about how you played a hand or 2) and despite people in the bad beat forum doing this to EVERY SINGLE PLAYER, apparently you are off limits??? Cause then you started arguing about it...How many times have you responded to someones 2 outer with a shitty remark? Plenty of time...So you give zero sympathy in the bad beat forum, and then expect it from others? wow -

anyway, drop the sensitivity shit and get ahold of yourself...its obviuos that you have some real talent, but that doesn't mean that you are just going to sit down and win every session - get real, grow up a bit, and come on back....

Hey rookie, why dont you go grind some 10nl and stfu? k?

Find me one hand where lamb responded to someone's 2 outter with a shitty remark..

Until then.. stfu and stop making up bullshit. Thanks

[Warpe]

Warpe, you never fail to make me laugh, even if I'm often the target of your humor. NH sir.

BTW, how are the grandkids doing?

The grand daughter is peachy, tyvm. You're not getting any pics until she's at least 18 though.

[bigred]

Awhile ago I used to really hate gabe. I'm not sure where it came from but I just didn't like anything he wrote. Then one day, I said to myself, hey bigred, why exactly do you hate gabe? I sat there for a few minutes and I couldn't come up with any decent answer. From then on I've actually grown to like him more and more.

I really am not surprised by this post. In my top 5 drama people on FTR, you're easily top 2 lamb. Good luck in the future.

[gabe]

Gabe gets jealous that someone hits a big win and balantly hopes he loses it...

yea it would be awesome to win a bunch of money in a mtt, but im pretty happy with all the money im making in the games i am playing. i also dont hope you (assuming doggz?) or lamb loses your tourney score, unless its to me in ring.

would it be stating the obvious to suggest that if a number of people dislike you, then you are obviously doing something that annoys several people?
Or is that way to obvious...?

i like to think i have helped lots of people here in the way FTR helped me. believe me, i share a mutual dislike for all the people on that list too. there are a few others that i dont particularly care for in this forum that it wouldnt be surprised if they disliked me, but for the most part i dont really care. im very happy with all the friends i have made over FTR and i'll continue to use this as a place to socialize with them and to talk poker.

[Miffs_mom]

Hey LimpinRetard, any luck finding a post? here I'll help you



Theres every post lamb has ever made in the bad beat forum.. hes only replied to 2 he didnt start...

one being the one ilikeaces started, where you made an idiot of yourself ( you do that alot eh)

another being a fake hand.. gl finding one of those PLENTY 2 outter hands where he replied with a smart remark

[WildBobAA]

lol

so much e-drama

[gabe]

miffs_mom, you criticize my behaviour, but do you think your own is acceptable?

[bigred]

Is calling someone a limpingretard and all the other names really neccessary? Middle school is down the street.

[Miffs_mom]

lol

so much e-drama

LOL this is coming from you? ROFL.. aren't you the same idiot that cried about 50 dollars.. went as far as starting threads on other websites?.. You are the king of edrama buddy

[Miffs_mom]

miffs_mom, you criticize my behaviour, but do you think your own is acceptable?

Nope.. but thats why I am banned.. kind of funny that our behaviour is so similiar.. yet I got banned, and you are a mod...

How is this...

"haha owned.

cocco bill, you should play him hu and take the rest of his mtt winnings, if he still has any left.."

Even remotely acceptable?

[WildBobAA]

lol

so much e-drama

LOL this is coming from you? ROFL.. aren't you the same idiot that cried about 50 dollars.. went as far as starting threads on other websites?.. You are the king of edrama buddy

Yeah that was actually about something legitimate.

[gabe]

'no, im not the king, you are the king!!'

gg wildbob!!!1!11

[Miffs_mom]

Is calling someone a limpingretard and all the other names really neccessary? Middle school is down the street.

Hahahahahahaha.. go make another 2 dozen posts about your cock...

you telling me, that I am acting like a middle schooler.. hahaha.. god the irony is too funny.. Does that mean you are in grade 2?.. maybe 4 at best

[samsonite2100]

Thanks for a fun read, everyone.

[gabe]

How is this...

"haha owned.

cocco bill, you should play him hu and take the rest of his mtt winnings, if he still has any left.."

Even remotely acceptable?

it was in the bad beat forum. bad beat forums are made for stuff like that. im sure you've seen the one on 2p2, right?

[bigred]

I don't see how mentioning my large cock is attacking others. I honestly regretted the second I posted in this thread. This thread is a waste like all other flame threads. This is my last post in this thread as nothing I can write will benefit anyone. It's just an ego (e-penis) war. My large cock and I will go move on to hooking up with hot pro life chicks.

Anyway, good luck to lamb and his future endeavors. Hope you can find a little more humor in life and everything you do.

[Miffs_mom]

How is this...

"haha owned.

cocco bill, you should play him hu and take the rest of his mtt winnings, if he still has any left.."

Even remotely acceptable?

it was in the bad beat forum. bad beat forums are made for stuff like that. im sure you've seen the one on 2p2, right?

I wasnt aware that the bad beat forum was meant for making personal attacks on someone...

The one on 2p2.. 1 person made a negative comment and he had 28 posts.. he also wasnt a mod...

[LimpinAintEZ]

miffs mom - you are a waste of my time - thanks for showing us how mature you are (still) and picking out 3 words of a 8 paragraph response that i wrote -

i don't have the time or the inclination to find his crap - Even if i don't find 2 posts, that doesn't mean he hasn't posted stupid shit and sent out plenty of his own insults...Why don't you try reading the MESSAGE and not just the words...

and quit wasting my time - What'd you do, print that screen shot out, circle it, and then re-scan or something? Fuck man...what a loser

[Miffs_mom]

miffs mom - you are a waste of my time - thanks for showing us how mature you are (still) and picking out 3 words of a 8 paragraph response that i wrote -

i don't have the time or the inclination to find his crap - Even if i don't find 2 posts, that doesn't mean he hasn't posted stupid shit and sent out plenty of his own insults...Why don't you try reading the MESSAGE and not just the words...

and quit wasting my time - What'd you do, print that screen shot out, circle it, and then re-scan or something? Fuck man...what a loser

You new to computers too?.. thought you were just new to poker...
maybe you are just overall retarded?

[gabe]

I wasnt aware that the bad beat forum was meant for making personal attacks on someone...

The one on 2p2.. 1 person made a negative comment and he had 28 posts.. he also wasnt a mod...

personal attack? if he takes umbrage at the oneliner i wrote in the bad beat thread then he wont survive in poker anyway.

and when i was talking about 2p2, i didnt mean the corresponding lambchop thread there. i meant in general. a bad beat forum shouldn't be taken too serious.

[a500lbgorilla]

{Locked}

lambchop, try to keep the content up with your future posts.

[gabe]

im not going to unlock this but if anyone wants to PM me feel free...