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  1. 03-28-2007 03:09 PM #1
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    Default I want to murder every single one of my professors.

    I'm contemplating just dropping out of school due to the unreasonable and frustrating work load I've been dealing with for the past few weeks.

    Please cheer me up.
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  2. 03-28-2007 03:14 PM #2
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    i saw this chat transcript clip with some full tilt pros (posted on 2p2) and one of them was with clonie gowen.

    randomguy: thanks for all your answers and good luck in tournaments clownie
    clonie: thanks but its CLONIE
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  3. 03-28-2007 03:30 PM #3
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    I smiled.
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    ok let me try again, give me 10 minutes
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    QUESTION FROM SMAC007: When the bogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck norris do you mike?

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    OK THIS IS THE BEST ONE

    rilla you and I have such high level humor that you are going to love this one as much as i do
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  8. 03-28-2007 03:55 PM #8
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    QUESTION FROM mcw23: my dog needs hlep and is dying what should i do for it .....

    ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: get it to make a list of all the things it always wanted to do
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    haha i love that one

    why cant community posts count for post count

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    gabes cool.
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    don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
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    QUESTION FROM buhba: what's best with online poker? ie...watching TV, small houseold projects(chores), BBQin', playing other online games, reading, cooking, blogging(still trying to figure this out), pay attention, all the above, ect...

    ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i like to make ice, start fires and watch porn
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    At least you didn't have to take a drug test?
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    haha Roland de Wolfe is actually really funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
    I'm scared that eupho is gonna be right and I'm never gonna go back ...
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    Plz see me in 10 years.

    Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
    I'm scared that eupho is gonna be right and I'm never gonna go back ...
    I know I wouldn't unless it was in a different major than the one I'm currently in because its boring, and my career field (law enforcement) really doesnt care WHAT degree you have, as long as you have one. In fact a criminal justice degree is useless to law enforcement employers. You'll learn everything on the job anyway. Theyd prefer you have business or management degrees. An accounting background is actually number 2 on the "most wanted degrees for a law enforcement officer" because as a country we've begun tracking money pretty heavily. Number one is foreign language skills (Arabic, Farsi, Chinese in particular. I'm thinking of getting that Rosetta Stone program and trying to drill some Farsi into my head. Bring it on Iran!)

    But I'm also set to graduate next year, so too late.

    /ramble
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Plz see me in 10 years.

    Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
    alright, when I'm a retired millionaire I'll give ya a shoutout if I have your contact info. lol at 'by then'
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    Plz see me on your deathbed.

    We'll see whoes laughing then!
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    ha, that was kind of funny but really mean-spirited
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Plz see me in 10 years.

    Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
    I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Plz see me in 10 years.

    Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
    I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.
    nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Plz see me in 10 years.

    Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
    I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.
    I'm bringin square back.
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