Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
Funny story. My ex-girlfirend spent the night at my apartment a few months back. I picked her up from a party after getting some drunk booty texts from her. Yada yada yada, I wake up to get ready for work (both of us sleeping in our birthday suits) and before I stood up I feel this warm trickling down my leg. Her drunk ass pissed on me! So I was yelling, cussing, throwing shit, and now I wish I had of taken the dozer retaliation approach and just peed back on that bitch's face! Eye for an eye
Hah! Yeah you shoulda.

When she woke up she's wonder why her crotch was soaked, then she'd wonder why her hair was soaked.

...or maybe vice versa. I'm not sure.

At any rate, retaliation piss is always hilarious.