Quote Originally Posted by d0zer

I've pissed on my wife in the shower before. After she spread her cooch lips & aimed a stream at me.
Funny story. My ex-girlfirend spent the night at my apartment a few months back. I picked her up from a party after getting some drunk booty texts from her. Yada yada yada, I wake up to get ready for work (both of us sleeping in our birthday suits) and before I stood up I feel this warm trickling down my leg. Her drunk ass pissed on me! So I was yelling, cussing, throwing shit, and now I wish I had of taken the dozer retaliation approach and just peed back on that bitch's face! Eye for an eye