I started playing poker again...

[boost]

played some hu yesterday and today since I had the days off. I have to say, I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

[mrhappy333]

poker in the commune!!
BAN

[Galapogos]

I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.

[UG]

I just piss on the floor because it's easier?

[Trikflow77]

I just piss on the cat because it's easier?

fyp

[bigred]

I just piss on the kate because it's easier?

fyp

fyp

[a500lbgorilla]

I just piss on the floor because it's easier?

fyp

fyp

fyp

[Deanglow]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has thought about it

[d0zer]

Once I was drunk in my basement and decided to try peeing in an empty grolsch bottle...the ones with the lids you can put back on.

Well at the time I didn't think I had to piss more than a bottle's worth, but I definitely did (ended up pissing out almost two). Anyway, I passed out and forgot about them. A few days later wifey says "I took your bottles back. I was surprised that you left a few almost full -- I just dumped them out".

I didn't tell her that she handled my old piss cause I wasn't exactly sure how to explain why I was pissing in bottles.

[spoonitnow]

Laundry detergent bottles > *

[will641]

thats a really good idea. ill have to try that. what about pooping though? any innovative way to get around that other than just crapping in your chair, which i already do?

[LuckySlevin]

I have peed in a bottle once, when I was in student accomadation we'd all been out and I woke up and had locked my door and couldn't find the key... so I had no way of getting out of my room.

about 3 hours later I eneded up climbing out of the window - never did find that key...

[jyms]

Bathroom is 5 feet away, and I play cash tables so it's pretty easy to get away. Still don't think I ever will piss in a bottle for poker. Sitting in traffic trying to get home on a Long weekend may be another problem.

[boost]

my bathroom is only a few steps away, but Ill def time out playing hu if I go for it. I dont get whats so strange about peeing in a bottle. Just dispose of them in a timely manner. I also only have one bathroom in my house. So I actually do this occasionally even when Im not playing poker. You know, someones in the shower, and I wake up hungover with an overly full bladder... gotta do what you gotta do..

[givememyleg]

thats a really good idea. ill have to try that. what about pooping though? any innovative way to get around that other than just crapping in your chair, which i already do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnAviW8Z-x0

[Squeaky_Midget1]

Well at the time I didn't think I had to piss more than a bottle's worth

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I piss and shit at my computer

This has got to be -EV

[will641]

my bathroom is only a few steps away, but Ill def time out playing hu if I go for it. I dont get whats so strange about peeing in a bottle. Just dispose of them in a timely manner. I also only have one bathroom in my house. So I actually do this occasionally even when Im not playing poker. You know, someones in the shower, and I wake up hungover with an overly full bladder... gotta do what you gotta do..

you could pee out the window onto people walking around on the street?

[animal_chin]

I piss off my porch sometimes. It's much easier than going upstairs to the bathroom.

[Galapogos]

I dont get whats so strange about peeing in a bottle. Just dispose of them in a timely manner.

That would be my problem though. I can see it being something I forget about at the end of my session. The g/f wouldn't be too pumped to see them lying around.

[Lukie]

I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.

I've never done it.. I think it's a terrible idea.

hu? sit out and say 'brb wc'.

6max+? run when nothing imminent is coming up, and if you come back and you miss a hand or two of expectation, who gives a ****.

[chardrian]

I can understand not wanting someone to take a crap when I'm in the shower, but who cares if they take a piss??

In Guatemala guys would often piss in a plastic bag on the bus and then just throw the bag out the window.

[will641]

I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.

I've never done it.. I think it's a terrible idea.

hu? sit out and say 'brb wc'.

6max+? run when nothing imminent is coming up, and if you come back and you miss a hand or two of expectation, who gives a ****.

so you didnt really provide any reason why its a terrible idea. the only thing i gather is you think its socially unacceptable or something.

[DrivingDog]

I drink lots of water. My bathroom's upstairs. So I really have little choice but to use bottles. I've been toying with the idea of getting a bucket and taping a hose to my dick but I'm afraid the doorbell might ring.

[givememyleg]

i have done this many times, and gmml hardly every plays poker. i think it's +ev for sure

[Lukie]

I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.

I've never done it.. I think it's a terrible idea.

hu? sit out and say 'brb wc'.

6max+? run when nothing imminent is coming up, and if you come back and you miss a hand or two of expectation, who gives a ****.

so you didnt really provide any reason why its a terrible idea. the only thing i gather is you think its socially unacceptable or something.

You of all people should know that I don't base my decisions or arguments on what is socially acceptable.

I think it's a terrible idea, for me anyway, because the possibility, however slight, of spillage, drinking it by mistake at a later time, or somebody coming over and seeing it before disposal (I guess social acceptance plays a role here) far outweigh the incredibly small loss of expectation that a quick run can well, expect.

others may come to a different EV conclusion

[Galapogos]

I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.

I've never done it.. I think it's a terrible idea.

hu? sit out and say 'brb wc'.

6max+? run when nothing imminent is coming up, and if you come back and you miss a hand or two of expectation, who gives a ****.

so you didnt really provide any reason why its a terrible idea. the only thing i gather is you think its socially unacceptable or something.

You of all people should know that I don't base my decisions or arguments on what is socially acceptable.

I think it's a terrible idea, for me anyway, because the possibility, however slight, of spillage, drinking it by mistake at a later time, or somebody coming over and seeing it before disposal (I guess social acceptance plays a role here) far outweigh the incredibly small loss of expectation that a quick run can well, expect.

others may come to a different EV conclusion

Seriously, are you a cartoon character?

Do you not eat bananas because you're afraid you'll slip on the peels later and hurt yourself?

[mrhappy333]

who here pisses while they are in the shower?
hmmm, hhmmmmm, who is it?

[d0zer]

who here pisses while they are in the shower?
hmmm, hhmmmmm, who is it?

Better question: who DOESN'T pee in the shower.

I've pissed on my wife in the shower before. After she spread her cooch lips & aimed a stream at me.

Even better question: who pukes in the shower?

Even better question: who shits in the shower?

Also: @ drinking it accidentally.

[Jack Sawyer]

who here pisses while they are in the shower?
hmmm, hhmmmmm, who is it?

Better question: who DOESN'T pee in the shower.

I've pissed on my wife in the shower before. After she spread her cooch lips & aimed a stream at me.

Even better question: who pukes in the shower?

Even better question: who shits in the shower?

Also: @ drinking it accidentally.

you are a pretty disgusting fucker

marking your territory with golden showers and shit

ugh nasty

[d0zer]

you are a pretty disgusting fucker

*picks nose and eats it*

...huh?

[d0zer]

marking your territory with golden showers and shit

I don't mark my territory with shit! That's just gross!

...and she started it

Ever seen that episode of survivorman where he pisses in a hole, covers it with plastic & has a cup in the middle to catch the condensation? Yeah I tried that in my backyard just to see what it tasted like.

Verdict: not to shabby actually

[Jack Sawyer]

aaaahhhhh too much info aaaaaarrrghhh

now why would you drink your own piss?

[drmcboy]

I was kicking around the idea of peeing in the bottle, so I asked a non poker playing friend if she would think it was weird - she was totally horrified and was of the opinion that I would be forfeiting my very humanity.

[Squeaky_Midget1]

I've pissed on my wife in the shower before. After she spread her cooch lips & aimed a stream at me.

Funny story. My ex-girlfirend spent the night at my apartment a few months back. I picked her up from a party after getting some drunk booty texts from her. Yada yada yada, I wake up to get ready for work (both of us sleeping in our birthday suits) and before I stood up I feel this warm trickling down my leg. Her drunk ass pissed on me! So I was yelling, cussing, throwing shit, and now I wish I had of taken the dozer retaliation approach and just peed back on that bitch's face! Eye for an eye

[Galapogos]

I was kicking around the idea of peeing in the bottle, so I asked a non poker playing friend if she would think it was weird - she was totally horrified and was of the opinion that I would be forfeiting my very humanity.

She'd probably be horrified at the idea of you spending $200 on a bluff too though. If you played real poker instead of donkaments that is...

[d0zer]

Funny story. My ex-girlfirend spent the night at my apartment a few months back. I picked her up from a party after getting some drunk booty texts from her. Yada yada yada, I wake up to get ready for work (both of us sleeping in our birthday suits) and before I stood up I feel this warm trickling down my leg. Her drunk ass pissed on me! So I was yelling, cussing, throwing shit, and now I wish I had of taken the dozer retaliation approach and just peed back on that bitch's face! Eye for an eye

Hah! Yeah you shoulda.

When she woke up she's wonder why her crotch was soaked, then she'd wonder why her hair was soaked.

...or maybe vice versa. I'm not sure.

At any rate, retaliation piss is always hilarious.

[will641]

I do miss peeing in empty water bottles...

Who here actually does this? Or has at least tried it? I honestly never have but I never thought it was a bad idea.

I've never done it.. I think it's a terrible idea.

hu? sit out and say 'brb wc'.

6max+? run when nothing imminent is coming up, and if you come back and you miss a hand or two of expectation, who gives a ****.

so you didnt really provide any reason why its a terrible idea. the only thing i gather is you think its socially unacceptable or something.

You of all people should know that I don't base my decisions or arguments on what is socially acceptable.

I think it's a terrible idea, for me anyway, because the possibility, however slight, of spillage, drinking it by mistake at a later time, or somebody coming over and seeing it before disposal (I guess social acceptance plays a role here) far outweigh the incredibly small loss of expectation that a quick run can well, expect.

others may come to a different EV conclusion

fair enough. lol at drinking it though. i think even if it slipped your mind you would immediately smell it before taking a sip. also fwiw, i have heard that drinking piss is good for you. im not sure if thats true or not, but its sterile, so hey, it wont kill you .

[bigred]

can i pee on someone?

[sil693]

thats a really good idea. ill have to try that. what about pooping though? any innovative way to get around that other than just crapping in your chair, which i already do?

i play on a laptop, so shitting is easy, just put the laptop on your lap ldo.

although i refuse to piss sitting down, its not natural. so i normally just run to and from the bathroom.

[Jack Sawyer]

lots of urophagian fuckers coming out of the closet here

[Jack Sawyer]

you know, it took 40+ replies before I could understand why pissing in bottles would be relevant to boost's recent endeavors.

talk about being slow!

[wufwugy]

bottle pissing can be completely standard

[donkbee]

Seriously, are you a cartoon character?

Do you not eat bananas because you're afraid you'll slip on the peels later and hurt yourself?

lol, awesome.

[JinxT4]

I think it's a terrible idea, for me anyway, because the possibility, however slight, of spillage, drinking it by mistake at a later time, or somebody coming over and seeing it before disposal (I guess social acceptance plays a role here) far outweigh the incredibly small loss of expectation that a quick run can well, expect.

others may come to a different EV conclusion

I would think that this would be enough reason for anybody, in addition to the fact that using a bottle seems outright strange (I would think that taking a few mins off to go to the actual bathroom wouldn't be that big of a deal).

[pantherhound]

CATHETERS FTW

would using a bedpan be socially acceptable? Since it's used specifically (albeit for ailing people) for this? Furthermore, Risk of spillage is less. I think we now have no reason not to use a bedpan, aside from possible availability issues.

[dick_pump]

thats a really good idea. ill have to try that. what about pooping though? any innovative way to get around that other than just crapping in your chair, which i already do?

depends undergarments.....


so ive heard.

[wufwugy]

urine is sterile. if you think youll have a problem with spillage then you are clumsy. ive done this more than anybody you know and ive never even come close to spilling. i top that shit off too

[d0zer]

Wait a sec -- you guys actually piss in bottles?

[drmcboy]

I was kicking around the idea of peeing in the bottle, so I asked a non poker playing friend if she would think it was weird - she was totally horrified and was of the opinion that I would be forfeiting my very humanity.

She'd probably be horrified at the idea of you spending $200 on a bluff too though. If you played real poker instead of donkaments that is...

Hey I'm learning PLO cash

also peeing in bottles while playing cash games is really dumb, this should be a donkament only discussion.

[d0zer]

also peeing in bottles while playing cash games is really dumb, this should be a donkament only discussion.

No way. It sucks to come back from a piss break only to have missed posting the blinds on 1/2 your tables. Slows down the action bigtime.

[donkbee]

At least you guys even have the option. What's my solution?

[wufwugy]

At least you guys even have the option. What's my solution?

undress and stare at yourself in the mirror?

[d0zer]

At least you guys even have the option. What's my solution?

Wait till you're in LP and going to be folding 95% of hands anyway?

BARELY -EV. Maybe +EV if you're undisciplined in LP

[d0zer]

Oh. I was talking about donkament players, not wimmenz. Yeah...what wufwugy said.

[drmcboy]

also peeing in bottles while playing cash games is really dumb, this should be a donkament only discussion.

No way. It sucks to come back from a piss break only to have missed posting the blinds on 1/2 your tables. Slows down the action bigtime.

wat? Just sit out a round. I have tested this method and I'm confident it's better than peeing in a bottle. You'll probably play better with a break every couple hours anyway.

[d0zer]

wat? Just sit out a round.

Wat? That's crazy talk. I play lotsa FR. rounds are like foreverz...

Yeah that's right...I'm a poker player with no patience

[boost]

my nephew is like 4 1/2... he came in my room the other day and looked at two water bottles that had not be quickly disposed of, "is that pee?" -- "uhh.. no.. its just juice... old juice, its no good anymore, gotta throw it away.."