Quote Originally Posted by DogOnMySide
This thread reminds me of school. Me and a mate made up a cartoon hero called Conservation Of Energy Man. He could convert energy between forms.

For example, he could get an elevator to the top of a building and gain lots of potential energy... which he could then convert to deadly HEAT energy to BLAST his foes into CINDERS.

Unfortunately he would then need a hearty meal to be able to get off the roof as he'd used up all his potential energy and would be stuck.

We also designed his nemesis... CELERON! An evil villain, based on the "fact" that celery takes more energy to eat it than it actually gives you.

Only the evil Celeron could ultimately drain Conservation Of Energy Man's seemingly limitless power. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa

Nerds..j/k that sounds pretty freakin awesome