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    Default I am dwarfman

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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I'm dwarfman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX View Post
    No I'm Sparticus!
    I agree, Stacks is definitely Sparticus, so crucify the shit out of him.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Who?
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    Did you just search for your name and respond to every reference to you in the last two years?

    Oh, that's lolly.
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    who?
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    I still think you need a punch in the face.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe View Post
    who?
    Mike Jones


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    pm for T$ deal
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    "The bitch is going to die."

    -dwarfman referencing Chelle's seizures
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    Also I just tested and confirmed something hilarious having to do with the forum being switched over to vbulletin. Btw this is spoonitnow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman View Post
    Also I just tested and confirmed something hilarious having to do with the forum being switched over to vbulletin. Btw this is spoonitnow.
    Just confirming that this was me. Apparently old banned accounts weren't carried over or something.
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    Omg in.
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    Wait.. Are we to believe this Unbelievable Jeff fella yet or not?
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    But who is iopq!
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    someone bring back johngotti and rippy plx
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    nigga please
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    Good news is all mods can ban, and my discussions in Vegas lead me to believe nobody gives a shit what we do to trolls. Go ahead, troll, I dare you.

    The banned account was unnbanned long before the switch, as all are, incase the IP is blocked for new members
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    Who's dwarfman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Good news is all mods can ban, and my discussions in Vegas lead me to believe nobody gives a shit what we do to trolls. Go ahead, troll, I dare you.

    The banned account was unnbanned long before the switch, as all are, incase the IP is blocked for new members
    I've been lurking/very occasionally posting since about 2 weeks after I got banned fyi. And nah, I don't really intend to troll.

    By the way thanks for the death threats you sent me. The police got involved at the time but unfortunately couldn't track you.
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    People who manage to fall into bad times over internet only are not intellect and are very stupid and not having fun in life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otter_Brothface View Post
    People who manage to fall into bad times over internet only are not intellect and are very stupid and not having fun in life.
    fortune cookies can be so insightful sometimes.
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    Otter_Brothface's presence never fails to make me crave a nice brothy soup.
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    A nice warm broth of cooked down otter faces.
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    Ah, the FTR Community - as random as I remember it! Looking forward to getting going again here. Maybe I'll even end up playing more poker and donating you some more money
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    Sorry I came to FTR to late to catch all of this.

    "The cops got involved..." Unbelievable.
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    You'd be poorly served believing it, in fact.
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    whos dwarfman or iopq
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    I'm dwarfman.


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    No me!
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    I'm iopq?
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    no u
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    Wait which one of those was the goddamn batman again?
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    whats a batman
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    The overly welcoming tone of this thread must make you feel so much better that you came back. The only thing worse than coming back to hateful remarks would be the disinterested attitude that you received here. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, unless your a midget child from another country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    The overly welcoming tone of this thread must make you feel so much better that you came back. The only thing worse than coming back to hateful remarks would be the disinterested attitude that you received here. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, unless your a midget child from another country.
    I'm neither a child or a midget
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    By the way how are the steroids treating ya my man?
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    Better than that growth hormone your taking.
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    People need to find some hobbies imo.
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    Sad as it may be,this is my hobby.
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    didnt you radashack someone? I dont blame you though.. rippy practically raised you for 2 or 3 years of your teenage life by way of IRC chat.. nothing good could have come of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Better than that growth hormone your taking.
    I have never taken any growth hormones. Come on jyms, thought you were better at witty replies than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    didnt you radashack someone? I dont blame you though.. rippy practically raised you for 2 or 3 years of your teenage life by way of IRC chat.. nothing good could have come of that.
    Yes and no. Alexos (I think) messed up a T$ transfer (sent me the money direct) and I hesitated for a very long time making silly excuses, before eventually paying him back. No excuses for it really, and I do regret it.
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    gotcha.
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    I've got a question for you dwarfman.

    Why would you say something so hateful as "that bitch is going to die" about me, when you don't even know me, and I haven't done a single thing to you or even ever talked to you.

    Just because you hate my fiance doesn't mean you have to say something so horrible about me. I get along with everyone, and would probably get along with you, because I'm that type of person, and for you to wish something as bad as death on me is just mean.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    I've got a question for you dwarfman.

    Why would you say something so hateful as "that bitch is going to die" about me, when you don't even know me, and I haven't done a single thing to you or even ever talked to you.

    Just because you hate my fiance doesn't mean you have to say something so horrible about me. I get along with everyone, and would probably get along with you, because I'm that type of person, and for you to wish something as bad as death on me is just mean.
    I didn't, your fiancé fabricated that quote.

    However, I did say some similarly mean things about you, for which I apologise. Again, there can be no excuse for it so I won't make an attempt to offer one.

    I will just say that we're talking 2 years ago that this happened.. (I hope) I've matured a little since. And also, like you say, I don't know you, nor have I ever spoke to you before. If I remember correctly, I was saying those things to get at your fiancé, and not because I actually had any opinions on you.

    Like I said though, there aren't any excuses, so all I can offer you is an apology, which I absolutely don't expect you to accept.
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    I am scgolfer!
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
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    I am dwarfman.
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    cunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnbelievableJeff View Post
    I didn't, your fiancé fabricated that quote.

    .
    Jesus christ. D-man is ostensibly gone for 2 years, and we're all good. Soon as we have reason to think that D-Man and unbelieveable Jeff are the same person, the drama starts again.

    brilliant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    Jesus christ. D-man is ostensibly gone for 2 years, and we're all good. Soon as we have reason to think that D-Man and unbelieveable Jeff are the same person, the drama starts again.

    brilliant!
    I'm not being dramatic lol - I couldn't really care less what Jesse says about me. Chelle asked me a question and I answered it, that's all
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    Just thought it would be worth mentioning that I still have the logs of that conversation and a number of people on FTR have read those logs before. I'm not really interested in posting them on the forums though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnbelievableJeff View Post
    Yes and no. Alexos (I think) messed up a T$ transfer (sent me the money direct) and I hesitated for a very long time making silly excuses, before eventually paying him back. No excuses for it really, and I do regret it.
    Wow.

    Kudos for admitting it I guess but that sure as hell doesn't undo anything.
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    It always amazes me when people say and do things on the internet that they'd never say or do in public,as if morals and ethics were thrown out the window because the reprecussions to our actions are less severe when the people we hurt aren't standing right in front of us.

    As for the subject at hand and not knowing what really went on,I have to say that that I would have alot of respect for Dwarfman if his thread was a sincere apology instead of a "Haha,I'm back even tho I'm banned suckas".
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    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    Every post in this thread makes the commune slightly worse
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256 View Post
    Every post in this thread makes the commune slightly worse
    Then just ban this shit and move on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    As for the subject at hand and not knowing what really went on,I have to say that that I would have alot of respect for Dwarfman if his thread was a sincere apology instead of a "Haha,I'm back even tho I'm banned suckas".
    It wasn't intended to be either.

    Certainly not a 'Haha I'm back' thread because everyone knows how straightforward it is to contribute with another account on FTR after being banned.

    Neither was it intended to be an apology thread (although I guess its kinda turned out that way). Simply, I decided that if I'm going to start contributing some more here again, it wouldn't be fair on the people who unequivocally hate me to be none-the-wiser. Hopefully I may turn some people around though, and hopefully time has been a little bit of a healer.

    This thread has inevitably caused a little bit of Internet-drama, but with me revealing who I am straight away, I trust that it will be contained to just this thread, rather than a whole load of chaos happening if people find out after I've made hundreds more posts.
    Last edited by UnbelievableJeff; 07-05-2010 at 06:07 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    You're stupid!
    No you're stupid!
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
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    Dwarfman rages after the objective directory. Dwarfman trails a sermon. How will a subroutine sound Dwarfman? Beside the sect bolts Dwarfman.

    The charm chords Dwarfman. FTR vends Dwarfman. A nerve fights every star. The corn flies Dwarfman above the smashing homosexual.

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    I don't even know this Dwarfman dude but he's beginning to piss me off.

    Bring back iopq imo.
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