I AM CALLING YOU OUT

[Warpe]

I pride myself in saying the most awkward things. When the room gets quite I try to say things really loud like "So me and a buddy ended up double teaming that Ho... ho boy i said that a bit loud..."

Or when my buddys ex-girlfriend showed up at one of our parties. "Hey Jason, have you met Brittany?" as I introduce them to each other.

What are people going to do when you graduate? I can't imagine survive much at all..

Auditioning for the part of Peter Griffin in the Broadway version of Family guy. It'll bomb.