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    Default hungover thread {NSFW}

    i figured since we have a drunk thread we need a hangover thread to complement.

    my head REALLY HURTS.
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    <will641> i spent all day yesterday eating crawfish
    <will641> and drinking boones farm

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    I may never post in either of these threads, since I haven't had a beer since Christmas day.

    No reason, just cause.
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    I may never post in this thread because I can handle my alcohol.

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    Boones Farm!! No wonder you have a headache!!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Boones Farm!! No wonder you have a headache!!
    This. Your vajayjay may also hurt, because you're obviously a lady.
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    2nd hungover person ITT

    [x] Drank way more than any human should be able to physically handle.
    [x] Wingmanned for my brother who's in town and ended up doing a big boned chick
    [ ] Said yes when she wanted to spend the night
    [x] Typing this on the laptop while still laying in bed with no plans to get out
    [x] GOOOOD TIMES!
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    I went to a bar for the Cavs game at 3p. When I left around 10p there were 12 pints on my tab. Went to another bar and bailed around midnight.

    When you first wake up, take some ib profen and drink a big glass of water, when you wake up a couple hours later you'll feel fine. Or learn to handle your liquor pussy.
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    I think drink selection and vomiting the night of is the leading cause of vagina-itis moreso than being hungover. It's just anatomy.

    On a side note, the girlfriend wants come over and go see "I Love You, Man" so my plan of laying around eating cereal all day has been foiled. I might falcon punch her when she walks in the door for making me get dressed today.
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    I got fucking 1 hour of sleep and had to drive 3hrs, stay for an hour, then drive home for another 3hrs yesterday after drinking heavily. Today I don't have to do any of that shit but hello new hangover.
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    op... you boned a fat chick last night who you let sleep over, and you are going on a date with you girlfriend today?...

    ...sweet?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    op... you boned a fat chick last night who you let sleep over, and you are going on a date with you girlfriend today?...

    ...sweet?
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    [ ] Said yes when she wanted to spend the night
    She didn't sleep over and she wasn't quote unquote fat...just really thick
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    imo
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    you cheated on your GF? and with a thick chick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    you cheated on your GF? and with a thick chick?
    Balla!!
    Thick chick still = Pussy.
    its a no brainer.
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    wat. This thread fails to deliver. mostly due to lack of pics

    ?wut
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    mmm..

    big boned = fat != thick..

    the first two are negatives imo, the last one is most certainly a positive.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    wat. This thread fails to deliver. mostly due to lack of pics
    r this r better?







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    OH MY JESUS!

    sorry for opening this can of worms in your thread will...this discussion will continue in the "what did OP stick his dick in tonight" thread
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    ms. leopard print has one of the weirdest bodies Ive ever seen.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    This thread doesnt make me feel less shitty.
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    same here.
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    needs potato
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    eggs, ketchup or hot sauce?
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    1 bottle of Gatorade (minimum) + over the counter pain medication = no hangover

    No matter what and how much you drank try this combo before you pass out and see how you feel in the morning. Also throw a few tums in there if you get heartburn/acid reflux from alcohol.
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    title needs NSFW
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    Should be NSFV (not suitable for viewing)

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