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How Gayb Got Mono: Act I (Dialup caution - Animated GIFs)

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  1. 03-19-2007 12:39 AM #1
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    Default How Gayb Got Mono: Act I (Dialup caution - Animated GIFs)

    Our Heros, SuperGayb and Spewkieplaya, descend to Paradise for some poker and fun....


    Little did they know that their Arch-nemeses had arrived ahead of them with nefarious plans in store.



    WaspEater, the ringleader, had a plan to flush Gayb to his cohorts.



    WaspEater got a seat at SuperGayb's table and put his plan into action.



    Busted and distraught, SuperGayb sought out the advice of the always charitable Barry Greenstein, who had recently adopted a strange new language.


    To be continued...(Act II: Ballin it Up)
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  2. 03-19-2007 12:58 AM #2
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    hahaha wow, this has to be the best post ever, I can't wait for Act II.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
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    ok so gabe was playing courtie in some $5 hu sng's earlier. If I got the story right, gabe accidentally starts playing a random. He gets it allin with a backdoor flush draw and stacks some poor soul's flopped 2 pair. Keep in mind this is a $5 sng.

    gabe sends $100 to the guy out of generosity. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about gabe. We should all strive to be like him.
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    So if Gabe pwns me, I get my money back x20?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    gabe sends $100 to the guy out of generosity. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about gabe. We should all strive to be like him.
    That's pretty sweet.

    And wow, this thread is incredible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ok so gabe was playing courtie in some $5 hu sng's earlier. If I got the story right, gabe accidentally starts playing a random. He gets it allin with a backdoor flush draw and stacks some poor soul's flopped 2 pair. Keep in mind this is a $5 sng.

    gabe sends $100 to the guy out of generosity. I take back every negative thing I've ever said about gabe. We should all strive to be like him.
    It's true! gabe is my fuckin hero!!

    I think gabe actually sincerely felt bad because he told the guy from the start, "this is an accident, I'm just gonna go all in until it's over" and the guy was like, "aw man, let's just play properly ..." Gabe pushed by accident and donkstuck the poor guy ... lol.

    KARMA, GABE.

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    This is one of the best threads I've ever seen in any forum, ever.
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    oh shit! Ive felt like Im gonna get sick for the past 2 weeks or so... hooked up with this girl a couple times in the past 3 weeks... ffffffuck, maybe I got pozzed!? That would suck, a lot.
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    im gonne fuck you and trik up and going to give george a hug

    trik has cost me money so ill stab him!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
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    bigred, all he cant do is table games. He can play poker, he can drink, he can sex hookers, he can do blow outta hookers cleavage and/or ass cracks.

    What exactly is he missing out on?
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