How do you know you're a person open to reason?

[a500lbgorilla]

wuf, imagine you are about to take a nice bite out of your tomato, when i take it off you.

As far as you are concerned, I have just thieved it from you, because as far as you were concerned, it was yours.

Now I have it. Now it's mine. You can only have it if you thieve it back off me, right?

But is it theft when you take it back?

v nice