Reading this thread affirms that people are indeed stupid.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...st_outrageous/

A few of my favorite lines:

Either that or the time somebody wanted me to sue their ex's infant for lost sleep. I actually laughed because I thought they were joking. They weren't.
Knew a guy in family law who said "criminal law is bad people on their best behavior, family law is good people on their worst behavior."
You can take the girl from the trailer, but you can't take the trailer from the girl.