help me with birthday present plz

[OngBonga]

I don't see why you couldn't have the washing machine and tumble dryer next to the stove.

I think the correct answer is that it's immoral, and if you treat your woman like that, she won't give good head. You have to pretend to respect your bitch if you want good head.

[spoonitnow]

I don't see why you couldn't have the washing machine and tumble dryer next to the stove.

I think the correct answer is that it's immoral, and if you treat your woman like that, she won't give good head. You have to pretend to respect your bitch if you want good head.

The bold is largely incorrect except at the extreme end. The ratio of respect to a woman and the frequency and quality of head you get from her is a bell curve where the mean straddles not respecting her nearly as much as people generally think they should.