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  1. 10-03-2008 01:39 PM #1
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    Default Hellmuthaments!

    from the 2p2:
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...nraise-312795/


    this is freaking hilarious. Is this a level for publicity and long term EV, or is he really even more terrible than we already thought? It was acted out very well if the former is the case.
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    OMG watch the two most recent PAD episodes. They are fucking hilarious
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    uhhh what happens when the dude has AA or KK?! Phil has like 7 bracelets and 5 more first place finishes, how many do you jokers have?!
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  5. 10-03-2008 02:08 PM #5
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  8. 10-03-2008 05:11 PM #8
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    i would have folded too
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  10. 10-03-2008 06:43 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    i would have folded too
    I've seen how you play live. You wouldn'ta folded QTo there, spewbot :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
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    i would have folded too
    I've seen how you play live. You wouldn'ta folded QTo there, spewbot :P
    because it's easier to make straights with QT ldo
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
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    i would have folded too
    I've seen how you play live. You wouldn'ta folded QTo there, spewbot :P
    because it's easier to make straights with QT ldo
    true. Plus with QTo there are TWO ways you can make flushes, instead of just one with QTs
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    what's funny is that Hellmuth said that Matusow couldn't fold that AJ hand the next night when mike was actually like a 3:1 dog in the spot, he's like "Mike HAS to call" and Tweeden asks him how can he say that and Phil goes "the QQ was a totally diff. situation"

    Must be nice to live in a totally delusional world.
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    Someone tell Phil about our Beginner's Digest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Someone tell Phil about our Beginner's Digest.
    LOL it took me this long to realize who you were. I really need to read the name of the poster, not just rely on the avatar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    what's funny is that Hellmuth said that Matusow couldn't fold that AJ hand the next night when mike was actually like a 3:1 dog in the spot, he's like "Mike HAS to call" and Tweeden asks him how can he say that and Phil goes "the QQ was a totally diff. situation"

    Must be nice to live in a totally delusional world.
    Having Hellmuth money will do that to you.

    I win, therefore i am good.
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    but he doesn't win, quite the opposite actually

    like if you asked ivey, matusow, doyle, etc... to name the best ten players in the world, you think Hellmuth would be in there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    but he doesn't win, quite the opposite actually

    like if you asked ivey, matusow, doyle, etc... to name the best ten players in the world, you think Hellmuth would be in there?
    In his mind he does, and I was being sarcastic anyway.

    I meant having Hellmuth money and being on Tv all the time will make you dillusional.
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    ive been watching this PAD all week.
    i think Phil got pocket A's twice pocket K's 3x and AKo 3x
    and then the QQ he folded.

    no matter how bad u think he is, poker on TV is mostly shit w/o him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Someone tell Phil about our Beginner's Digest.
    *ahem* http://www.flopturnriver.com/Phil-Hellmuth.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Someone tell Phil about our Beginner's Digest.
    *ahem* http://www.flopturnriver.com/Phil-Hellmuth.html
    So what's his SN?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    ive been watching this PAD all week.
    i think Phil got pocket A's twice pocket K's 3x and AKo 3x
    and then the QQ he folded.

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    whats your point?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    ive been watching this PAD all week.
    i think Phil got pocket A's twice pocket K's 3x and AKo 3x
    and then the QQ he folded.

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    whats your point?
    he lost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    but he doesn't win, quite the opposite actually

    like if you asked ivey, matusow, doyle, etc... to name the best ten players in the world, you think Hellmuth would be in there?
    Honestly? yes. Ivey would love to tell people to model their games after Hellmuth.
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    i think he was really high during the show. at least i hope so
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    hellmuth is awesome. fucking hate matusow tho
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    oh also you guys are too results oriented l.do
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    why didn't the guy say he had AA or KK - woulda been better for the show imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzzard
    why didn't the guy say he had AA or KK - woulda been better for the show imo
    because he was some freeroll donk. ruined the potential for greatness
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    Maybe dated, but I just saw it yesterday. I how he berates one kid in the WSOP for calling a raise from the BB with QTs, then calls from his own BB with KJo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Maybe dated, but I just saw it yesterday. I how he berates one kid in the WSOP for calling a raise from the BB with QTs, then calls from his own BB with KJo.
    Yeah lol I was disappointed Roothlus didn't tear him a new one one that point
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    Phil was playing soo spewy and was whining pretty much the whole time. Lol at his QJo UTG limp
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    omg after this week's wsop episode i want phil to go out 1 away from the final table to a runner runner straight flush vs his 4 of a kind. he needs to be punished for the constant cursing and berating. they made a rule about excessive celebration. is there a rule about excessive "hellmuthing"? also lol @ phil cluelessly berating roothlus (who is better than hellmuth).
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