Imma never go to iraq, the douchebag army found out about my alcohiolism and discharged me.
Imma offered to go as a freedum fighter but turned down.
Imma still keep myself in shape and got mussels like iron on my shoulders and back.
Heck imma still single, no girls want me round this dump of a place.
Maybe imma move to NYC to get a job and some acktion