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  1. 07-19-2008 11:36 PM #1
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  3. 07-20-2008 12:02 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Hope there is whiskey
    Don't blackout and puke in bed
    Next time we throw dice
    We're bringing Maker's
    With ginger ale it's so good
    Shake em up shake em
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  4. 07-20-2008 12:11 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by zook
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Hope there is whiskey
    Don't blackout and puke in bed
    Next time we throw dice
    We're bringing Maker's
    With ginger ale it's so good
    Shake em up shake em
    Your new av still sucks
    For asian deepthroat I can
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  5. 07-20-2008 01:11 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    gee em em el hit
    fucking quads on me and i
    hope he fucking dies
    ha ha ha ha ha
    i also sucked out on jacks
    ha ha ha ha ha
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  6. 07-20-2008 01:18 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    this is a gay thread
    gayer than shane o'connell
    that is REALLY gay
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    i three bet AA
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  7. 07-20-2008 02:39 AM #7
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  8. 07-20-2008 03:37 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I'm Shane O'Connell
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    Does not matter you are mod
    Epic fail for you
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  9. 07-20-2008 06:20 AM #9
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  10. 07-20-2008 06:42 AM #10
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  11. 07-20-2008 06:57 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Your new av still sucks
    For asian deepthroat I can
    Invite ensign_lee
    what the fuck what the...
    fuck what the fuck what the fuck?
    what the fuck what the...?
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  12. 07-20-2008 12:24 PM #12
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  13. 07-20-2008 01:59 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I'm Shane O'Connell
    Please read the title
    Does not matter you are mod
    Epic fail for you
    I aint scurred of ya
    mod since you were a late teen
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  14. 07-20-2008 02:34 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I'm Shane O'Connell
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    Does not matter you are mod
    Epic fail for you
    I aint scurred of ya
    mod since you were a late teen
    rules kneel before me
    Shane don't be so gay
    You were then in middle school
    Respect your elders
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  15. 07-20-2008 02:37 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    I wonder where
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    Gone like the spring
    Sandstorm wants old post
    Swiggidy uses teh search
    Bad beat therapy
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  16. 12-01-2008 06:59 PM #16
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  19. 12-01-2008 07:52 PM #19
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  20. 12-01-2008 08:42 PM #20
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  26. 12-02-2008 01:19 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I'm still Shane O'Connell
    Get the fuck out shane
    There are rules, this is not nam
    Y R U so lame

    P.S. Fuck Gator
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  29. 09-20-2009 04:34 PM #29
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  30. 09-22-2009 07:39 AM #30
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    This is the first time
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